Sawney Beane
Story and Poetry Archive

• After All We've Been Through
• After Hours
• Airport Encounter
• All the Way
• Amy's World
• Anything for Love
• Artworks
• At the Mansion
• Available
• Babylon
• The Beach Party
• Beth on the Buffet
• The Betrayal
• Binding Arbitration
• Biography of a Demi
• The Birthday Gift
• Birthday Present / Aftermath
• Bonus
• Bring Your Own
• Buffalo Wings
• Cannibal Sixty-Nine
• Cannibalism for Ignoramuses
• Celia's Feast
• A Certain Reluctance
• Change of Plans
• The Church of Jesus Christ and All Martyrs
• Climax
• A Cog in the Machine
• The Collector
• Come on Baby, Light My Pyre
• The Conqueror
• Consumed
• Consumed by Passion
• The Contract
• The Conveyor Belt
• The Cruise
• My Culinary Experience
• Curiousity
• Churruscaria
• Dangling Dilemma
• The Death of the Emperor
• Death Row: a Love Story
• The Declined Invitation
• Delicacy
• The Demonstration
• Desperate Housewives
• Dessert
• Die Another Day
• Dinner Out With My Brother
• Discipline
• Divestiture
• Doing the Dishes
• Dwayne's Gourmet Pub and Eatery
• Eating on a Budget
• End of the Road
• Epiphany
• Extra Rare
• Face Feast
• A Fair Catch
• Famous Don's
• The Farewell Party
• Final Inspection
• First Anniversary
• Foreclosure
• The Fourth of July Party
• Freedom
• Friday Night Foot Feast
• A Friend in Need
• Give a Few Inches
• A Hanging
• Head Start
• Hired Gun
• Home Cooking
• Humane Conversion
• Humanity
• Hunter
• If I am to be Your Meat
• Inevitability
• Infomercial
• Interior Decoration
• The Invitation
• An Irresistible Woman
• Isabela's Feast
• Isabela's Photo Shoot
• Jealousy
• Jesus Christ, Serial Killer
• A Jungle Safari
• And Justice for All
• Karen's Block Party
• Katie's Twinsets
• A King's Ransom
• Krystal Eyes
• The Lady and the Tiger
• Last Call
• Last Dance
• Last Friday Night
• Last Night: A Tasty Kate's Narrative
• Last Rights
• Lights, Camera, Action
• The Line
• Live Like There's No Tomorrow
• Losing One's Head
• The Lottery
• Love Eternal
• McDonner's
• Manna From Heaven
• Meatmarket
• Mind's Eye
• Modesty
• My Dream
• My First Time
• Nightmares
• Ode to a Special Girl
• Oneness
• Organ Donation
• Orientation
• Outsourced
• Perspective
• Plan B
• Playing With Fire
• Portrait of a Housewife and Her Husband
• Rent to Own
• The Retirement Party
• Reunion
• The Roasting Yard
• The Sacrificial Lamb
• Self-Service
• Sense of Loss
• Separation Anxiety
• Sharing
• Skin and Bones
• The Smile on Her Face
• Solitude
• Some Assembly Required
• That Special Feeling
• Special Treatment
• The Spitting Contest
• Suchi Girl
• The Sum of Her Parts
• Sunset
• Surprise Party
• Swan Song
• Table 22
• Tasty Kate's
• Terminal Date
• Texas Style
• Thanksgiving
• A Thanksgiving Feast
• Three Minus One
• Tina's Bet
• Togetherness
• Tomorrow
• True Love
• Uncertainty
• Unfulfilled
• Waiting
• Weiner Hut
• A Woman's Prerogative
• Yummy Dinner