SPECIAL:
Kojak's Second Annual Bad Story Contest
- Blondie Goes BBQ by Rathead
 - Fairy Story by Childe
 - Gilligan Gets Off by C
 - Glebes by PK
 - He Alien by Roleplay
 - Hyperspace is Just a Place, and I Don't Go There Anymore by NL
 - Jack Manly Takes a Walk by Kojak
 - Jack the Great by Israeli Guy
 - John the Conquistador by Moore
 - The Maddicks by Emily
 - Snowballs and other stories: The worst of Rachael Ross by Rache
 - Spare Me These Complications by NL
 - Teenage Hitgirls for the Mob by Chips Rafferty
 - Three Pigs by Childe
 - The Wookie-Like Bartender by John Oliva
 - Zombie Master by Kojak
 
The winner is EMILY. Second place goes to NL. Third place goes to CHIPS RAFFERTY.
- Emily - 2 first place votes. TOTAL 8 POINTS.
 - NL - 2 #2 vote, 1 #3 vote. TOTAL 5 POINTS.
 - Chips Rafferty - 1 #1 vote. TOTAL 4 POINTS.
 - Roleplay - 1 #2 vote, 1 #3 vote. TOTAL 3 POINTS.
 - John Oliva = 1 #3 vote. TOTAL 1 POINT.
 
The winner is MOORE.
- Moore - 2 VOTES.
 - Kojak - 1 VOTE.