Posted by Israeli guy on October 10, 2005 at 12:10:34:
Jack was pleased. He was sitting in his home jerking himself off. Actually his original name wasn't Jack, he just adopted it because he wanted to be named after his idol, Jack the ripper. His original name was "Al" which he now used as his middle name.
Though American, he adopted an enthusiastic French accent so when he said : "Jack the ripper" it sounded like "Zzack zee ripperrr".
His cum filled his hand. Pleased with himself he went out to the street, stalked the first girl he saw. A fat 20 year old with a face full of pimples which he didn't notice at first because he was coming from behind her. When she was alone he pushed her aside, took out a knife, and said pompously : "Prepare to zie mazmuazell ! You vill have zee honour of zying by zee handz of zee great Zack !"
"Oh no !" said the frightened girl.
"Oh yes !" replied Jack confidently.
"Oh no !" said the frightened girl.
"Oh yes !" replied Jack confidently.
"Oh no !" said the frightened girl.
"Oh yes !" replied Jack confidently.
"Oh no !" said the girl.
"Oh yes !" replied Jack confidently.
"Oh, fuck it." Said the girl, threw herself at Jack's knife, and died, her greasy pimples leaving stains on his clothes.
"Zee great Zack haz striken again", said satisfied Jack in the direction of a policewoman who saw what happened and seemed totally uninterested. "I said," Jack raised his voice, his mouth seeking the policewoman's ears : "ZAT ZEE GREAT ZACK HAZ STRIKEN AGAIN." The policewoman blinked indifferently and said : "Nah, looks like a suicide to me," and went away, before he was able to protest. "Ztupid bulice !" he muttered, went back home and gave himself a dick massage.
Israeli guy.