You are? Well, it's good to see you here, sweetie. Always good to see
a new face around here...
Me, I don't come here often, it's not really my thing. I know, I know,
I'm one of the "regulars," but the happenings here aren't my fantasies
or my desires; hell, before I met "the man," I didn't know this world
existed!
I'm an ex-Catholic girl, pure vanilla.
Don't I look like one?