You don't think so? Well, you can blame Sam for my look. He bought me this dress, after all. He broke the strap, too. He said he'd fix it but it takes him a long time to get around to things sometimes...

So, I guess you're wondering what I'm doing in this joint, huh? Well, shoot sweetie, Sam asked me to come in here and tell my story, that's why. And as "The Redhead" says (I'm paraphrasing here), I'm one of those Beauties trying to free that "Beast." Been doing that for more years than I can remember. One day, I'll succeed; I always get what I set out to get. I am persistent. Besides, as many of us can tell you, it's hard to deny Sam anything. You know his proclivities--and I do mean anything.

So... what're you doing here? Looking for somebody like me, maybe?