Maybe you find this a turn-on, and maybe you're just so tired of vapid blond teenage so-called entertainers that you have the dry heaves. Either way, this game is for YOU!

I do have to apologize, though: no knives or arrows, guns only. I tried for the knives, but her bottom-feeding scum-sucking slimeball of an agent didn't want you losers that close to her. Go figure.

All right. Enough chit-chat. The game AWAITS! When you get there, you'll see a big dark window. Britney, bless her little blond heart, will pop up in it at various place so you can take a potshot at her (you do that by clicking on her with your mouse. Whatsamatta, you stupid or something?). If you're so pathetic you can't hit her, you can slow her down by increasing the number in the "delay" box. You get 25 shots.