First of all, TRICKYDICKY is not the same person as the ex-President who said he was not a crook. That Dicky is dead. This one isn't.

This TrickyDicky is the author of the famous (well, that could be a slight exaggeration) Belly-Stabbing Guide to the Movies. If you want to see it, you'll need to make an appointment to visit the good doctor in his surgery, it's just down the street. I understand the doctor is in--

Nah. That's old and tired.

But now, Dicky and I are going to share with you some very romantic pictures, pictures of his last bittersweet encounter with a now ex-girlfriend. When you see the pictures, you'll know why she's his ex, too.

Damn. You guessed already?