The stuff does have a kick to it, doesn't it? Especially when you gulp it down like that.

I had a vision once, that someday in the future strange pale-eyed men would come here, and they would take the heart's blood from the maguey, boil it, and capture the vapors. One day I must try this myself... In my vision the pale-eyed men called the captured vapors Tequila, and they developed a saying:

"Ce Tequila, Ome tequila, Yei tequila, Tlatepitzmantli" which makes no sense to me at all. In your tongue it means:

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

Very mysterious, isn't it?