Nice place, huh? I've thought so...I felt lucky to find it. I expect you do, too.

Sam's an interesting man, he seems like a gentleman, doesn't he? But the girls here all wonder what it'd be like to push him over the edge, to watch the gentleman give way to the beast inside. Oh, yeah, we wonder, but none of us have made it yet. Not that we don't keep trying...

He's a little odd, but I don't think that bothers you, now does it? It didn't me. We're all a bit odd, here.