Notel Necrofornia

Posted by Zen Bastard on May 27, 2002 at 02:02:48:

Notel Necrofornia

On a dark cyber highway, fast modem in my lair
Dead shots of T & A, rising up through the netware
Up a head in the distance, I saw an S&N sight
My cock grew heavy as my brain grew dim
I had to stop for that blight

There lay females in a reposed way;
I heard the pre emission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then I picked out a handle and soon was in the way
But there were voices down the horridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Notel Necrofornia
Such a lusty place
Such a lovely death face
Plenty of room at the Notel Necrofornia
Any time of year, you can find snuff here

Our minds are definitely-twisted, we got the Mental Festers
They got lots of pretty, pretty girls, we want molested
How they squirm in their death throws, sweet blood spills
Some dance to dismember, some dance to N thrills

So I called up the Masters,

'Please let me whine'
They said,
'We haven't had that shit here since last time you did sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Notel Necrofornia
Such a nasty place
Such a bloody face
We're slicing um up at the Notel Necrofornia
What a pornographic surprise, better wipe your sex drives

Hanging from the ceiling
The pink pussy's on ice
And then who said;
'We are all just prisoners here, of our own deviant
'device'

And in the members chambers..
We lathered up for the feast
Then we stab em with our steely blue knives,
But we just can't kill...the fucking beast

Last thing I remember,I was flaming for the foor
I had to find a message bored
To the way I was before
'Relax', said the Masters,
You were pre programmed to waste your seed.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never really leave