"Rectal Exam" (bad story submission)


Posted by Wilkinson Sword on September 27, 2004 at 14:26:27:

HE and SHE were in the motel room relaxing from the previous night’s sexual activities. HE was laying in the bed naked.. smoking s cigarette.. and SHE was sitting at the small table, naked herself, and booting up her laptop and connecting to the net.
“What are you doing?”, HE inquired.
“I just wanna check out the Babes message board”, SHE quipped back.
HE press the last of his cancer stick into a nearby ash tray.
“Oh, you didn’t like my performance last night and you are looking for another guy?”, HE accused.
“All I did was tell you that your cock was way too large for me. No reason to get all hissy.”, SHE retorted. “It’s not my fault you lied to me and told me it was only 8 inches. I swear… every time I meet a guy off the net there’s always a lie.”

HE got up out of bed and walked over and stood behind SHE as her fingers typed away.
“Well, we did just meet last night. You’ll get used to it.”, HE said, curling up the corner of his mouth.
“Anything new posted lately?”, HE inquired.
“Yeah.”, SHE paused. “Seems that Wilkinson Sword character posted another story. I think he is hot. I wanna have his baby.”
HE made a disgusted smirk. “Uh, huh. And I bet the guy is probably a 300 pound taxi driver from Jersey sitting naked in front of his PC and typing on a sticky keyboard.”
“Oh, fuck you.”, quipped SHE. “I’m sure he’s great looking.”

HE walked across the room and grabbed a beer from the cooler while SHE read out loud.
“Hahahaha! The bitch was from Halliburton! This is really bad stuff!”, SHE enthusiastically spoke… as HE glanced her way and watched her mammoth breasts jiggle with her giggle.
“I do so love this Wilkinson guy.”, SHE smiled.
“Well, at least it’s not all that boring politics. I could care less about politics and frankly I have no idea what they are talking about anyway. It’s all way over my head.”, HE belabored frustratingly.
“Oh, that’s just that little clique of characters that enjoy sparring with each other.”, SHE countered. “They’re all pricks. Probably have little dicks to match their huge egos.”

“Anyway”, SHE went on, “why did you also lie to me about being interested in asphyx play when you are really into cannibalism?”
“I just needed a piece of ass so I just said anything.”, HE shrugged.
HE was getting very ticked with this snooty bitch so he took out his long knife and reached around her as she sat in her chair and pressed the point of the knife against her bellybutton.
“HEY! What are you doing??”, SHE yelled.
“I’m gonna eat your heart, bitch.”, HE proclaimed as he pulled hard on the knife.. forcing it deep into her belly. Blood spurted everywhere.. shooting out over the keyboard and all over the screen, completely blocking a bad story posted by Kojak she had been reading.

HE tossed her body to the floor as she lay there grasping at her gaping wound, her eyes in astonished amazement at what was happening. By the time HE was very hard and his behemoth cock was poised to enter her soon-to-be-defiled pussy.
“NO! PLEASE! Your cock is much too large for me!” SHE screamed.
“That’s your problem, bitch.. not mine!” HE then shoved his pulsating piston of passion all the way inside her… forcing the walls of her violated pussy to spread wider than ever.. and the head of his massive organ perforating her cervix and entering her abdominal cavity which was already filled with blood from the knife wound.
“I bet that Wilkinson fucker can’t make you feel this good, bitch.. HAHAHAHA!”, HE screamed out over her screams of pain.
Suddenly, his body tensed up and he sent huge spewing spasms of scalding cum into her body.. splattering up against her failing heart. Wave after wave of his man-juice engulfed her insides.

HE stopped to rest and looked at the bloodied dead girl on the floor in front of him. Her eyes wide open in fear.. her mouth open wide and tongue slightly protruding.
“Hey, bitch.. you dead?”, HE said while slapping her face a few times and seeing her head limply go from side to side.
Taking the knife from her belly and removing his cock with a great slurping sound so as not to accidentally cut himself, he thrust the blade into her dead left tit, right through the nipple.. and sliced away, cutting through bone and sinue. HE cut out her heart and ate it. Then went home.

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Author’s Note: This bad story was entitled “Rectal Exam” simply to gain the attention of those readers who had anal inclinations. Hopefully in their disappointment at not finding anything anal about this story I will not only get votes of having a bad story but also a bad title.