Posted by Stephanie on March 15, 2009 at 10:34:13:
Three pop superstars were on the set of their new commercial. Beyonce,
Britney Spears, and Pink had once again donned their gladiator outfits
for a new rendition of their now classic Pepsi commercial. The all
picked up cans of Pepsi toasted each other and quickly drank it down.
What they didn't know was their last drink had been tampered with. The
substance in the drink would not kill them, but make them extremely
violent. The gates open and Beyonce pranced out in al her Nubian glory
holding trident and net in hand. Britney looked around at the crowd as
she sashayed toward the middle of the arena sporting a short sword and
shield. Pink walked with a purpose to the center of the ring holding
her sword lightly in her hand and gripping the inside handle of her
shield. They reached each other and stopped dead ready for the bell
that would cue them to drop their weapons. Instead of throwing her
sword down Britney stepped forward and planted the point of her sword
just above Pink's belt buckly just below the pout of her belly.
"Oh you bitch!" gasped Pink as she bent a little.
Britney was so intent of gutting Pink that she didn't notice Beyonce until she felt the trident points sink into her soft belly.
"Shooo!" spat Britney as the force of the blow picked her up off her feet and bent her over the trident.
"Who's the Queen of Pop now, you little bitch?" asked Beyonce.
"Not you." said Pink from behind Beyonce.
Pink swung her sword, catching Beyonce above the navel, slashing her open.
"Oh God no!" gasped Beyonce as she folded her hands tightly on her belly and pushing in hard.
All
three women struggled to stay on their feet as they looked toward the
camera, but found no camera there, only a line of archers.
"I think we've been set up." gasped Britney.
"No shit!" spat Pink.
Arrows
hissed through the air knocking all three back off their feet. When it
ended they lay side by side. Britney with the trident still sticking in
her belly and the long handle sticking up in the air. She had also
taken one arrow in the right thigh, an arrow in her belly button, and
one between her tits. Britney's eyes were closed gently and her mouth
open just slightly as if she were in a deep sleep. Beyonce had arrows
in both thighs, one in the pit of her stomach, and arrows through her
boobs. Her hands had fallen limply at her sides and a couple of loops
of intestine hung out on her belly. Beyonce's mouth was open in a
scream and her eyes open wide, but were rolled back in her head so that
only the very bottoms of her irises could be seen. Pink had taken four
arrows in the gut, including one in her navel. Arrows stitched a
straight line across her chest as well. Pink's mouth was open in shock
and her eyes wide and blank. The Pepsi Gladiators were dead.