Posted by Stephanie on August 13, 2005 at 13:52:42:
Early in the morning on location in Southern California a movie crew was filming a martial arts fight scene between Zang Ziyi and Eliza Dushku. The two raven haired beauties punched, kicked, blocked, and spun in what appeared to be a deadly duel, but was in reality a very well choreographed ballet. No one seemed to notice the prop table, or when two sais rose from the table seemingly of their own accord and vanished into thin air. The director yelled cut and both Zang and Eliza stopped fighting. Zang stepped back with a smile and a slight bow. Eliza bent over and lay her hands on her knees, gasping heavily.
"Lady, you're good. I haven't had a work out like that in years." gasped Eliza.
The missing sais reappeared between Zang and Eliza, one pointing at each woman. The Ghost struck swiftly before either could react.
"Awwhh!" screamed Eliza as the three blades of a sai sank into her belly just above her navel.
Zang jerked back with her eyes wide and and her mouth open in shock. Zang looked down at the hilt stuck in her solar plexus and blood dribbled over her lower lip.
"That was too quick, I must of nicked her lung." groaned the Ghost as Zang fell.
Zang lay on her side curled up in pain shaking like a leaf in a heavy breeze.
"You didn't do my guts any good." grunted Eliza.
"How's this Ms. Dushku?" asked the Ghost as she turned the sai while it was still in Eliza's belly.
Eliza howled in pain as her entrails were cut to pieces inside her. She fell over Zang with a gagging whimper.
"For two supposed fighters these two gave up way to easily." said the Ghost as she walked away.