Posted by Stephanie on August 01, 2005 at 18:23:44:
It was late friday evening at the NBC studios and the building was all but deserted. One of the studios was not empty though. In her dressing room Tina Fey sat at her desk pounding out script reprisals for an upcoming show. She barely noticed as her door opened, then closed again. A hand lay on her shoulder and she stiffened. She turned her head and saw no one there.
"Who's there?" asked Tina nervously.
"For the want of a better name, you can call me the Ghost." said a female voice.
"Catchy, but pointless. I'm sure this is just one of Pohler's stupid practical jokes."
"No joke, Ms. Fey. That small round thing you feel in the small of your back is a silencer, which is attached to a 9mm. Before I leave this room you will be quite dead." said the Ghost.
"Okay Amy enough is enough." said Tina angrily as she stood.
A hand pressed against Tina's belly and slammed her back into the wall, but she saw no one.
"Wh-What is this?" gasped Tina.
"Your execution, Tina."
Tina closed her eyes as her horn rimmed glasses were lifted from her face.
"See you are quite beautiful. I'm going to be nice, Tina, and give you a choice."
A table slid over a few feet in front of Tina. She watched as a knife, a bullet, then an arrow appeared on the table.
"It's your choice Ms. Tina Fey. Which will it be, a knife, a bullet, or my personal favorite an arrow that pierces your gut?" asked the Ghost.
Tina's eyes widened as her blue jacket was unbuttoned and she felt a small hand gently pat her belly. Tina's lips turned up in a slight smile.
"I'll tell you what. People are always comparing me with Ashleigh Banfield, saying I stole my look from her. How about I call her up her and you can just kill her and let me walk out none the wiser." said Tina.
"Any particular place you want her shot?"
"Oh come on, it's Ashleigh Banfield, you have to see those big boobies dance." said Tina with a vicious smile.
The phone floated over to Tina and she smiled. She quickly pushed in a number.
"Ash, it's Tina. Could you come up to my dressing room? I have a news related question about a skit we're doing." said Tina.
Tina smiled and replaced the receiver. The phone replaced itself on the desk and Tina could do nothing more than watch the door for the next two minutes. The door opened and Ashleigh Banfield walked in. As soon as she cleared the door it shut and locked behind her.
"What's your problem?" asked Ashleigh.
"Your problem, Ash, not mine." said Tina.
Six silencer muffled shots echoed in the room. Ashleigh's big tits shook and bounced as she took three bullets in each.
"Awwwh!" grunted Ashleigh as she slammed back into closet door.
She looked up accusingly at Tina.
"You little bitch!" gasped Ashleigh as she fell.
"Not me, I hate guns." answered Tina, but Ashleigh was well beyond hearing the retort.
Tina looked around the room for any sign of her visitor.
"Guess we're done here right?" asked Tina.
Shump. An arrow hit just above the top of Tina's skirt. Driven by a crossbow, the arrowhead had passed through Tina and into the wall behind her, pinning her to a stud in the wall.
"Aww fuck!" groaned Tina as she wrapped her hands around the shaft.
"Ironic isn't it?"
"What?" asked Tina.
"What a comic is always looking for a good gut buster."
"Everyone's a comedian." groaned Tina.
"Don't worry Tina, the poison on that shaft will kick in pretty soon. You'll be dead some time before dawn, maybe." said the Ghost.
The door opened and closed and Tina squinted to see the knob.
"Damn! She locked it." groaned Tina.
Minutes later, blood loss made Tina's legs give out and she hung there on the arrow for almost an hour before the poison finished her off.
Who's up for another "Ghost Mission"? Give me a suggestion.