Posted by Stephanie on August 12, 2009 at 08:54:30:
It was the New York opening of Britney Spears "Circus" tour and the
blonde bombshell had promised the press a star studded night they would
never forget, but things did not turn out exactly as the singer had
planned. Britney was getting ready for the signature song of the tour
and looked over the stage behind the curtain and smiled. On one side of
her stood Ashley Kelly on a large mat ready to go into a floor routine
to the music. Beside Britney on the stage stood Eliza Dushku going over
the choreography of the dance for one last time before the performance.
On the other side of the stage was a runway with Ivanka Trump dressed
in the latest fashion ready to model it for the crowd and Kelly Hu
dressed in a bikini with a white sash over her shoulder and a
glimmering crown on her head ready to strut her stuff down the runway.
Eva La Rue walked ot the middle of the curtain and looked at Britney.
"Are you ready?" asked Eva.
Britney
took a deep breath and nodded. Eva smiled and walked through the
opening in the curtain. Eva held a microphone up to her mouth.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Britney Spears performing 'Circus'." said Eva excitedly.
Eva
walked toward the edge of the stage following the curtain as it opened.
The music began, Ashley began her routine, Eliza began her dance, and
Ivanka and Kelly began their walks, as Britney began to sing. There was
a loud pop from one of the balconies.
"Awwh God!" screamed Kelly as she clutched her bare belly and bent over, then tumbled off the runway.
A high powered rifle had nearly blown her in half. Shump.
"Oooohhh!" screamed Britney into the microphone as a crossbow bolt hit the middle of her pot belly.
"Mother fucker!" spat Eliza as a rifle slug tore into her gut.
Eliza stumbled and fell to her knees gasping. Eva stopped and moved back toward the middle of the stage.
"Oh no!" gulped Eva as she felt two bullets burn into her soft belly.
Eva
grimaced, raised her hands and fell back into the curtain as bullets
shook her big tits. The curtain bounced her back and she fell on her
belly and didn't move. Julia Bandares and Megyn Kelly had been sitting
in the front row. They looked at each other and the same thought came
to their mind.
"We've got to get to a phone." said Megyn outloud.
Both
reporters stood up, but men on either side of them stood up as well.
One put a knife below the bulge in Megyn's belly and cut her open up
the middle.
"Oh noooooo!" screamed Megyn as her guts and her unborn child hit the floor between her feet.
Julia
gasped as a small pistol was put against her belly. It fired and she
stumbled back into Megyn with her belly blown open. The two gutted
reporters fell back into their seats with their eyes wide and blank.
Eliza's head turned as a bullet hit her temple. She tumbled off the
stage headlong into the musicians. Shump. Shump. Ashley was in the
middle of a tumbling pass when arrows hit her. She landed flat on her
back with one arrow in the middle of her belly and the other between
her tits. The blonde gymnast had died in mid air. Shump. Shump.
"Nooooooohhhhhhhh-wuhhh!" Ivanka screamed as arrows sank into her huge boobs.
The blonde fell back on the runway and lay motionless. Tears streamed down Britney's cheeks and she shook her head.
"It wasn't suppose to happen this way." whimpered the Pop Princess.
Shump. Britney gulped and stiffened as an arrow slid into the world's most famous belly button.
"You bastards...turned my circus into a shooting gallery." said Britney angrily.
Shump. Shump.
"Oh my God no!" gasped Britney as she looked down at arrows in her big tits.
Blood trickled from the corner of her mouth as she crumpled.
An hour later Jodi Applegate stood outside the theater holding a
microphone and looking into a camera as the coroner wheeled body bags
out the front door. Jodi cleared her throat and looked into the camera.
"This is Jodi Applegate reporting live from the grand opening of the
Britney Spears concert tour, where tragedy has struck and we have eight
confirmed dead in a brutal murder spree, including Ms. Spears herself."
said Jodi.
Shump. Jodi was cut off by the sound of a solid arrow hit.
"Oh God no!" gasped Jodi.
The camera man pulled the zoom out where he could see an arrow stuck in the middle of Jodi's gut. Shump. Shump.
"Oooohhhhllllhhhhhhh!" screamed Jodi as arrows pierced her big tits.
Her bright blue eyes rolled upward as she fell back on the sidewalk and lay motionless, bringing the body count up to nine.