Posted by Splay on June 25, 2004 at 18:54:55:
Bloody murder--both the theme and what it was to read. I guess I should have known when I started this that I'd have to pan somebody sooner or later.
This piece reads like one of those old MS-DOS adventure games where you go east and find yourself in a short hall. There are three doors in the hall with what appear to be plates on them. Go to door. Read plate. Open plate. Kill girls. Stifle yawn.
Let me try to condense this one to save y'all the time it takes to read the whole thing: "This guy who's really, like, *me* has three pairs of sexy girls in these, like, cells, and I kill them. They gasp or scream or grunt, too."
Sorry, Mr. Knight--I calls 'em like I sees 'em.