Posted by Scalloped2 on September 17, 2004 at 12:32:39:
Copyright 2003 - Scalloped2
An Ogre's Warning--Don't Tip the Scales--A Bell Goes Off! - by scalloped2
You say your overweight my dear?
At two hundred your just fit.
So now from me you need not fear,
You're safely from the spit.
At two hundred dear you're fun to hold,
A real sure cause for lovin'.
But two fifty dear, I'll be so bold,
You're headin' for my oven.
Whichever way, my love is true,
As anyone can tell.
Recall the warning I gave you,
If chimes the Dinner Bell!
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I guess nothing says you're lovin'
Like somethin' from the oven!