Posted by Rodney on December 25, 2001 at 12:03:39:
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through
the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even
Rodney, that louse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in the hopes that a Brunette, Red-head or Blonde
soon would be there
And Mildred in her chasity belt, and Rodney with
the key, had just settled down for a night's revelry
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
that key in hand, Rodney sprang out of bed to see
what was the matter
When, what to his watering eyes did appear, but
Mildred's father and eight brother's....oh dear
The little old man, so lively and quick,
Rodney knew in a moment his ass Dad would kick
More rapid than eagles the brothers they came
and he whistled and shouted and called them by
name
Now Dasher! now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet, on Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the Top of the wall.
Against the door! Now bash away! bash away! bash
away all!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
Down came the door, in the twinkling of an eye
So up to the house-top he flew, with the father and
eight brothers, in close pursuit too
Rodney stumbled and slipped, as he was turning
around and he fell in the chimney all the way to
the ground
The lady of the house wondered what was afoot
as Rodney lay in his BVD's all covered with ashes
and soot
Para-medics loaded him in the ambulance with care,
taking him to a hospital they knew was near
As on came the siren and the red light, Rodney
waved the key weakly
"Merry Christmas Mildred and to all, a good-night!"
(THE END)
Regards, Rodney...Merry Christmas!