Posted by Ripper X on March 15, 2000 at 08:21:36:
Britney Spears slowly walked through the lobby, and held her mouth in shock as two guys drug a really bloody guy past her.
The sight of the bar wasn't too reassuring, an attractive woman tending the bar, a bunch of hoodlums, mixed with barely clad ladies, they too looked pretty tough. She could feel the eyes of the men staring at her, raping her with their eyes, she could feel the cold stares from the woman.
Okay, its official, she was in pretty deep this time, but she couldn't turn back now.
Lets just pick somebody who looks friendly, (Good Luck) her mind told her.
"Okay, not a problem pal!" Said AlanK hanging up his cell phone, grabbed his beer and took a swig out of it.
"Hey Al," Sonya asked him, "Have you seen her in here before, she looks familiar?"
"Ya, I've seen her before, but not in here." AlanK replyed getting up from his stool, "I'll go see what she wants."
"Ya, I bet you will." Sonya laughed, she did look familiar, but . . . no, why would she be in a place like this?
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"Are you lost little boy?" Britney said, walking up to little boy sitting at a table in the shadows.
"No," Said the little boy, "I all fine, how is you."
"Does your mother work here?" She asked, putting her hand on his then realed back, noticing that the hand had been sewn onto his arm, she looked in horror to see that the Child was full of stitches, his whole little body was sewn together from different parts!
"No, Sam say I can stay." Said the youngster, "My name is Childe, sometimes I come here, sometimes I don't. Sam says I can Play here as long as I don't drink, Sam says that is bad. What is your name?"
"It's Britney," she told him, bewildered, "Do you know where I can find Ripper X."
"Yes." Childe said with a smile that never left his face, "But Sam, he say to never tell were Ripper is. He says that there is a really bad man out to get him, so I be quiet now."
"Bad man?" Brintey asked even more puzzled now, "Who is out to get Ripper?"
"You sure are pretty, Britney, would you like to play with Childe?" Said the boy pulling out a gun, "We can have a fun fun time, uh huh. Childe is fun to play with."
Britney jumped back, her heart raising at the size of the gun, the stitched up Childe was pointing at her, "NO!" She screamed, holding her hands out as if they would protect her from the bullet.
"Okay." Childe Shrugged, putting the gun away, "Childe need more Kool-aid."
She watched the boy grab his cup and hop of his chair then run off.
"There are two men," She heard a voice say.
"What?" There was nobody sitting at the table!
"Who said that."
"There are Two men out for Ripper." Said a voice coming from a speaker sitting on the table, "Both wish to hurt him, and you have met both of them, both times you did not know it though."
"How would you know?" Britney asked, this place is fucking warped!
"I don't even know who you are!"
"I know all." said the speaker, "After all I am DedBob."
"Excuse me Miss." She heard a man say behind her, "Maybe I can be of assistance."
"And who are you?" She asked turning around, looking at a man in a filthy white suit.
"I am AlanK," he said bowing to her, "Has anybody ever told you that you have an uncanny resemblance to Britney Spears?"
"I am Britney Spears." She smiled, this guy was handsome! Well in an old guy kind of way, "Do you want my autograph?"
"I thought so!" he said pulling out a pad and a pencil, "I have a daughter that just loves you, her name is Aby."
"Aby, what a cute name," she said taking the pad of paper and signing it, "Any special message ya want me to tell her?"
"Naw Just address it to Aby O." he said, with a grin on his face the size of China, "Aby O.K."
She autographed it and handed it back.
"Oh you just made a little girl very happy." He said kissing Britney on the cheek, "She will get a kick out of this, you really made her day."
"Oh." Britney said, with a fake smile, "Maybe you can help me make my day?"
"Anything!" AlanK says happily.
"Do you know a man called Ripper X?"
"Oh no."
"I'm afraid I can't say."
"I know that he has some enemy's, but its important that I see him!"
"Let me guess, he saved your life."
"OH MY GOD! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT! Ripper X is My HERO!"
"I meet a lot of misguided young souls." AlanK groaned,
"You know where he is then?" She asked, almost begging!
"Yes." AlanK admited, "Room 213"
Britney Spears hopped onto him, "Thank you." She said, before giving him a long slow french kiss.
Her legs wrapped around his waist, and her arms around his shoulders, and she pressed her lips against his, he struggled against falling over until he felt her muscles tighten up, griping him harder, as she forced her tongue into his mouth and exploring around. His wide eyes slowly shut as his arms seemed to squeeze her as close to him as he could with out hurting her on their own will power, pulling her body closer to his, his penis slowly growing with each second, until the embrace was broken!
"I Can't thank you enough!" She said, letting go of him and then running away.
"Wow!" AlanK said when it was over, shaking his head back and forth, trying to shack it off.
He hasn't been kissed like that since he was . . . "Wait Britney, you need to get a key from Sonya!"
But she was already gone.
But wow, what a good kiss!
- Rip