Posted by Ripper X on May 10, 2000 at 09:35:08:
Cruella waited like the good little girl in the park . . . she was all patient as all get out screaming "WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!!!" at the top of her lungs.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" shushed a man in a brown suit steping away from the tree he was hiding behind, "If my wife here's me talking to another woman she will kill you."
"I'LL KICK HER FUCKING ASS!," Cruella told the man, "I WANT MY FUCKING DOGS!"
"Please be quiet!" The man in brown begged her droping to his knees, "My wife is MEAN!!!"
"We will get you your dogs," He whispered, "I promice, just keep it down. If she hears you then this deal will go sour quickly because I will have to take her side and (yaddy yaddy yaddy {Authors Note::other stuff I don't have time to tell you about}), you'll say stuff that you didn't want to say and (blaa blaa blaa {Authors Note: Read above Authors note} ) and you won't get your puppies."
"Okay." Cruella said protending to be brainwashed when she was really just confused, "Who in the hell are you?"
"My name is Rick(TQM) or better known as (The Quiet Man)" Rick told her,
"And this is my partner" he continued pointing to the small figure that stepped out from behind the same tree dressed in a brown suit, brown hat, brown trenchcoat, and black sunglasses,"Scott."
Scott smiled before ripping off his cloths and anouncing that he is GENERIC-MAN
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(Yesterday)
BlueBeard pounded on the elevater, "COME ON OPEN UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
"They probably locked it up Boss," Vinnie told him.
"Don't you think that I fucking know that?" BlueBeard.
"Well we've been standin her kickin and hittn dis door for five freaken minutes over here, and der out der runnen around haven fun an shit."
"Now you listen to me now, because I am only going to say it once." BlueBeard said lighting up a cigarette, "You are a fictional character Vinnie, you aren't the smartest of folks, but I on the other hand am very real. Ripper X can tell you to do, but he can't tell me what to do, you fucking got that."
"Ya, I got that, but their getting away." Vinnie told him pointing to the closed elevator door.
"Ya, and I'll be right here kicking this door for five more hours, because if Ripper X thinks that I am going to run down all those flights of stairs, well . . . HA!" Black Beard HAed, "He's fucking crazy!"
"Well I am going to go down there and I am gonna kiillem!" Vinnie yelled as he stormed down the hall to the stair well, "You're a shitty boss!"
"Hey I didn't apply for this Job!!!!" BlueBeard yelled down the hall, "Follow him." He told his fictional Regime of old Ripper Characters.
Zanna and Opher ran down the hall after Vinnie.
Old Pope walked as fast as he could pulling out his Machete, he knew that they didn't lock up the elevater, but were down in the basement and the chip is about to change hands, but alas . . . what is a Mute to do?
Blue Beard picked up his cell phone and called his boss, "Hey, as far as I know they are down in the lower leval and Mellisa is holding her breath because they are about to be attacked by computers and Filing cabnets."
"I want that Chip." said the voice on the other line.
"I sent everybody else down there," BlueBeard reported, "I'm ain't running down no stairs and ain't gonna move until this elevator opens up."
"I don't blame you," Said his called, "Do you have contact with any of them still?"
He watched "Old Pope" walk to the Stair Case.
"Just one." BlueBeard reported.
"Warn him that there are other thieves in the building with them." the called told him.
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Rathead , Mellisa Joan Hart, and Natalie Protman trying to escape with their lives felt the elevator suddudenly stop before it
reached the main floor.
"Okay," Rathead spoke up," What is a Quadrimulinizer?"
"It's a computer chip." Natalie told him as the elevator grinded to a hult, "This is the computer chip that started the Clone wars in the Star Wars geekfest!
Just then the elivator started moving agian, by passing the main floor and the door opened to the basement level . . . the elevator door swung open to reveal a room full of filing cabnets and commputers!
"OH FUCK!!!!" Mellisa Screamed before the fire doors shut, "Hold your breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why," Rathead as the lights all shut off, and the red strobes wizzed to life, and the fire alarm sounded.
"The fire system thinks that this room is on fire," Mellisa told him backing up as far as she could in the elevator, "The company don't want to loose all these computers to water damage."
"So . . ." Rathead nervously asked her.as he heard the firedoors all the way across the hall lock shut.
"So they will release a gas that will eat all of the oxygen and snuff out the fire without harming the computers, or the papers in the filing cabnets."
"But there isn't any fire to snuff in here." He said looking around the room as it was being filled with gas, "Theres just . . ."
Rathead closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and then made a mad dash to the door, as Natalie and Mellisa Joan Hart watched the white gas spill from the gas jets quickly filling the room and held their breaths as they watched death creap into the tiny elevator.
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(Today . . . Sam's Place)
NBabe couldn't fight against her feelings anymore as she tore into his back with her fingernails,
Alan K roared as he cam and shared the pain of NBabe as her nails raked his back!
AlanK finally collapsed ontop of her , "WOW THAT IS THE HOTTEST SEX I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE
LIFE!!!!!!!" He told her.
"Oh I totally agree!!" NBabe gasped still touching herself, wishings that she had more, but fearing a heartattack if she has to
endure the supper hot sex again.
"Lets do it it one more time." Nbabe begged before catching her breath, as the door busted down an a really pissed off S.O.B.
entered the room.
"OH SHIT!" They both yelled as they tried darting out of the room
He caught them both by the throats and lifted them high into the air and then slamed them down to the floor. NBabe and AlanK both chocked for air praying that nothing in their throats was broken..
"I didn't know that she was married!" AlanK chocked crawling away from the massive man, who gave him a weird look.
NBabe croked back to him, " That isn't Marty!" she tried to say, grabbing her throat and scrambling away from her attacker, but it came out like "Ak KAN AkE!"
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.Mellisa Joan Hart felt her pussy starting to rapture as she tasted the sweet taste of Britney Spear's cum hit her tongue, she
couldn't restrain herself any longer!
She was so hungry, she hasn't eaten for days!
She lunged at the tender part of Britney's legs and was about to bite when she heard a male voice exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Mellisa darted her head up in AWE as she cougt a glimps of the ultimate male body ever created by GOD!
"I was Ahhhhhhhhhhh, bringing you on offering!" She told him everting her eyes from his nakedness., "I brought you Britney Spears for you to enjoy, and I too offer my gift of life to you, oh WAY TO SEXY ONE!"
Ripper X looked into the terrified eyes of the teen popstar.
"COOL!!!!" He says revieling him his hot luchious (WAY TO SEXY) body, as he watched Brittney shack her head No and fight against her bonds.
"You can have the both of us, but on one condition."
"And what is that?" Ripper X asked ass he gleared at Brintey Spears's exposed cunt staring at him.
"You have to make me cum first!" Mellisa demanded.
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Panther pushed the button on his watch, "I am in position, just give me a five more minutes then we will be ready to attack BK"
"We can afford 5 minutes", The Black Knight said, "Give us ten more minutes to surround the Sam's place then this plan is a go, good work Panther, report to Hadrien from now on."
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(Yesterday)
Rathead reached the door and it wouldn't open!
He Backed up and tried to force it open with his sholder a couple of times before he need to take a breath.
He slamed all of his body weight against the locked fire door, and then dropped to his knees and tried to breath in the gas.
He gasped for a breath of real air as he heard the fire door unlock and redhead gal with frizzy hair open the fire door.
He started to black out but caught himself and then he seen an angel guiding him to heaven.
He trusted her and took a breath as his angle grabed his forehead, and then the box and pushed his dead ass to the floor.
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Natalie Portman was about to surrender to her demise when she seen Rathead fall to his knees, and watched as the door opened and a super hottie wearing a underwater diving tank grabed his forehead and tossed his dead fleash to the ground, and then grabed the box and disapeired.
" YOU OWE ME ROYALTIES, BITCH!!!!!""She cried, Pointing at her!!!!!!!
OWWWWWWWWWW was she Seamed that she got riped of of all of her Credits, unitl she tried to brienth again
The Sexy RedHead watched her and waved goodbye to her as she dropped to the floor gasping for air
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(Today.. . . in a private room)
Kojack tied up Sonyas legs and begain kissing her hot bod, until she was awake, then the fun starts!
-Rip
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