Posted by Ripper X on April 19, 2000 at 11:26:19:
"I don't like this," Sonya told Cruella, "If he kills Britney Spears then he is going to be in deep shit!"
"Pfffffff" Cruella Pffffffffed, "Why? Who in the fuck cares, and besides if I ever had to hide a body, Rip is the first person that I would go to."
"But Britney Spears!" Sonya whispered, "Not that I really give a rats ass about her, I am worried that Rip is being set up by somebody."
"Who, Sonya?" Cruella asked, "He is so fucking sexy nobody can hate him."
"Well you just answered your own question right there!" Sonya said, as she picked up the phone, "Ripper X is maybe a little too sexy and somebody is Jealous, Thats it I am calling him!"
"What are you talking about?" Cruella said putting her hand on the telephone, "Who could hate Ripper X that bad that they would pay for Britney Spears to show up hear, commit suicide with her thriving carrear, just so that Ripper X will get the chair!"
"You haven't known Ripper X as long as I have Honey." Sonya told her drily, "Now can I please use the fucking phone?"
"Fine", Cruella said, "I just think that your underestimating him, thats all . . . besides, I wouldn't mind knowing that that little slut is dead."
Sonya dialed up the hotel Operater and had him patch her over to room 213.
"Nor would I, " Sonya told her, "But I don't want to see Rip go down with her."
She had to be subtle about this, she reminded herself as she listened to the telephone ringing.
She had to becareful and be thoughtful about his feelings (GROAN!!!!!!!!)
"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????" She yelled into the phone the second she heard him pick up.
"Who in the hell is this?" A female voice asked sounding perturbed.
"I'm sorry, but is this room 213?" Sonya said in her pleasant work voice.
"Yes it is, now who the fuck am I speaking too?" She heard Britney ask.
"Could you please put Ripper X on the Line?"
"Ummmmmmm????? NO!"
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SLUT, I WANT RIPPER X AND I WANT HIM NOW!!!!!!" Sonya Fumed into the telephone.
"I am sorry Bitch, " Britney told her before hanging up on her, "But please stand in line and wait your turn."
"Ohhhhhh," Sonya Ohhhhhhh violently, "That fucking cock teases ass is fucking MINE!"
"What in the hell!" Cruella exclaimed as Sonya untied her Aprin and tossed it on the bar, "What are you doing?"
"I am going to go up there and kick that rude little bitchs ass is what I am going to do!" Sonya roared when the phone started ringing,
"This had better be Ripper X!" She said picking up the phone.
"Hello." She said acting all nicey nice, "Sam's Place, Sonya speaking"
"GOD DAMN IT!" she yelled covering up the talking into part of the Telephone.
"Just one moment please." Sonya said with her pleasant tone again, and extended the phone to Cruella, "Its for you!"
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"Jesuse Christ!" Rathead explained, " That would solve world Poverty DedBob!"
"Yes it will!" DedBob said, spooing forth many flames and smoke!
"THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!" Rathead exlaimed yet again, "That plan would work!"
"Now go my son," DedBob told him, "Preach the true words of god!"
"I would love to do that and all, but first," Rathead tells DedBob, "I have a package to deliver."
Just leave the package on the floor, and go and tell the people the truth." DedBob told him.
"I am afraid I can't do that," he told DedBob, "I went through hell to get what is in this box!"
"Oh is that THE box?!?" DedBob Exclaimed.
"Yes, DedBob, " Rathead told him, "It is."
"Now where can I find You Know Who, give this to him and get back upstairs."
"What is your rush geting out of here?" DedBob asked him, the dedbones of Bob jumping all over the place
"Well I am really looking forward to telling the world about your cure for Poverty." Rathead lied.
"You need a drink don't ya, Rathead."
"Well ya, that too."
"He's in his Laboratory." DedBob told him, "Third Curtain on your left."
"Thanks." Rathead told him and walked down the hall and pulled open the third curtian and looked around the small room occupied mostly with a big machine with lots of gears, levers, and dials and an old man masterbating to a copy of "Juggs" Magazine.
"Ummmmmmmm." Rathead said, "Sorry for bugging you and all, but I have a . . ."
The old man tried to dropped his magazine and yelled into a microphone, while yanking pullys and pushing buttons over and over as DedBob yelled through Rising flames and billowing smoke, "YOUR OTHER LEFT YOU IDIOT!"
"Opps," He said, shielding his eyes away from the naked dirty old man, "Wrong room, Sorry about that!"
He took a picture then closed the curtian, (GOD HE WAS MASTERBATING TO THE PICTURE OF A OBEAST FAT BLACK LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR SMEARING SHIT ALL OVER HER TITS! Rathead tried to shake the image from his head, but knew that he was going to need thearapy . . . but the Plague will get a kick out of this pic!) then he crossed the hall and entered the Laboratory
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Britney Spears looked over at the glass of water sitting on Ripper's desk, wishing that she had read Steven Kings "Brian's Game" all the way through instead of putting it down because it had a lot of really hard words that she didn't understand in it when she caught the wiff of a repugnent odor.
She thrashed in her fetters, she could feel a very evil presents comming, then she watched in Horror as a Circle of flames spontaniously cumbusted on the carpet and a tower of green smoke rose to the ceiling.
"NO!!!!!" She tried to scream through her Panties as the fire died down and the tower of smoke began to disipate!
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"GIVE THAT PHONE TO ME!" The Black Knight ordered!
"Piss off," Hadrian yelled back, "I haven't finished paying for this thing yet!"
"This is a problem," The Black Knight said weakly.
"OH HERE IS AN IDEA!!!!!!!" TBK Piped up, "You ask him were they are, and then you tell me what he says, then."
"Yes, Sir!" Hadrian barked, "Hey Panther, are you still there . . . good . . . so how is the wife and kids?"
"Today!" yelled The Black Knight
"Oh that is good TO HEAR!" Hadrian told The Panther, "But wait, wait, wait, wait.......... the Boss wants to know were Ripper and Spears are at . .. .. . "
"Okay, I'll tell him, give me one second." He said, covering up the phone, "He says that they are at Sam's Place, sir. . . but anyways," Hadrian said into the phone, "Have I got a story to tell you...... oh I guarentee that it will amaze you . . . ya! Oh my god! I Didnt' even know that you were there!"
"FINALLY A CLUE!" The Black Knight yelled in glory!
"So she comes running at me with giant dildo and I am like, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT THING!!!!!!!!" Hadrian tells The Panther.
"Were there is two, there will always be Three!" The Black Knight yelled to his troops!
"So then I bend over to pick up my keys AND OH MY GOD! I COULDN"T EVEN BELIEVE IT MYSELF!!!!!!!"
"AHEM!" Said The Black Knight, clearing his throat, "Do you mind, I am trying to say something."
"Give me just one more minute," he told him, "OH MY GOD! I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT EITHER!!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE............."
"NOW!!!!!" The Black Knight Yelled!
"Hey I got to let you go." Hadrian told Panther, "Ya he is a . . . but I'll give you a call soon!"
"I SAID NOW!!!!!" TBK ROARED!
"Bye." Hadrian said before hanging up, "Okay, I am off the phone, are you happy now?"
"No you totally ruined this whole scene." The Black Knight whined, "This was suppose to be MY MOMENT!"
My time in the Sun!
"Oh just tell them your lines!" Hadrian told him, " I didn't do anything but answer my phone!"
"I HATE CELL PHONES!!!!!" The Black Knight cried, throwing his accross the room.
"Tell them your big line." Hadrian said, "We'll all be quiet now, I promice."
"I DON'T WANT TO NOW!!!" TBK cried curaling up into a ball.
"Do you want a Juice Box?" Hadrian told him, "It's Grape, your favorate."
"Its Grape." The Black Knight replyed wiping the tears from his eyes, "I like grape, that's my favorate."
"Here ya go, sir." Hadrian said, poping the straw in the juice box and handing it to him to suck on.
"Are you, Okay now?" he asked him.
"I am feeling better." TBK said weakly, "The taste of Grapes always makes me feel better, do you think that we could re do this scene?"
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"I'm sorry, but is this room 213?" Sonya said in her pleasant work voice.
"Yes it is, now who the fuck am I speaking too?" She heard Britney ask.
"Could you please put Ripper X on the Line?"
"Ummmmmmm????? NO!"
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SLUT, I WANT RIPPER X AND I WANT HIM NOW!!!!!!" Sonya Fumed into the telephone.
"I am sorry Bitch, " Britney told her before hanging up on her, "But please stand in line and wait your turn."
"Ohhhhhh," Sonya Ohhhhhhh violently, "That fucking cock teases ass is fucking MINE!"
"What in the hell!" Cruella exclaimed as Sonya untied her Aprin and tossed it on the bar, "What are you doing?"
"I am going to go up there and kick that rude little bitchs ass is what I am going to do!" Sonya roared when the phone started ringing,
"This had better be Ripper X!" She said picking up the phone.
"Hello." She said acting all nicey nice, "Sam's Place, Sonya speaking"
"GOD DAMN IT!" she yelled covering up the talking into part of the Telephone.
"Just one moment please." Sonya said with her pleasant tone again, and extended the phone to Cruella, "Its for you!"
"Hello." Cruella said grabing the phone, "Give me just one second!"
"WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING, SONYA?!?"
"I am going to go kick that bitches ass, and then I am going to kick Rippers ass!" Sonya told her walking away.
"Okay." Cruella told her.
"Hello, This is Cruella." She told the phone, "And who, may I ask is this?"
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"GIMME THAT!" The Black Knight Yelled, tearing the Cell Phone from Hadrian's hand, "WHERE ARE THEY!"
"At Sam's Place!" The Panther cried into the phone, " Oh, my God, PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!!!"
The Black Knight crushed the phone with his fist!
"The Serume to restrain Mellisa Joan Hart has worn off!!!!" The Black Knight Exclaimes, "She now remembers who she is!"
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She thrashed in her fetters, she could feel a very evil presents comming, then she watched in Horror as a Circle of flames spontaniously cumbusted on the carpet and a tower of green smoke rose to the ceiling.
"NO!!!!!" She tried to scream through her Panties as the fire died down and the tower of smoke began to disipate!
Britney watched in horror as the form of Mellisa Joan Hart returned her look of supprise when the green smoke cleared!
"Well well well," Mellisa said as she aproached her, the look of suprise gone void from her eyes.
"It appeares I underestimated you, Britney," She said seductivly running her finger up her the inside of her leg until it came to her clit, "You knew who I was the whole time and you didn't tell me, didn't you!"
Britney shook her head No trying to spit out her panties, but she couldn't.
"Now don't lie to me." Mellisa said tickling her exposed clit just a bit.
"OFFFAI, AY NOOF HWOOOOOOO YOOO RERRRRR!" Britney screamed her panties!
"I am sorry," Mellisa asked her, pulling her panties out of her mouth," I didn't quit catch you?"
"I KNEW WHO YOU WERE!!!" Britney screamed, "Please don't hurt me!"
"I Thought So." Mellisa said craming Britneys panties back in her mouth.
"I bet you also know what my favorate meal is." Mellisa asked her, as she jabbed her finger hard into her belly button.
Mellisa's face got ugly as she listened Britney conplaints and watched her body trying to get away from the pain as she grinded her finger harder and harder into her navel.
"OOOOOOOOO!!!" Britney Spears yelled through the underpants, the second that Mellisa quit torturing her stomach, " Reeeeeeeeeeeessseeeeeeee Ouuunnnnt AAATTTTTT RA!"
"Oh why do you have to be like that?" Mellisa asked her, lowering her head down to her exposed pussy, and giving it a quick lick then she bit the inside of her leg, "You are such a tasty little girl, how can I restrain myself?"
"Ooo." Britney bagged through the gag as Mellisa Joan Hart ran her hands over her soft silky smooth skin, "Ay ont unu ie"
"Oh, I know you don't want to die sweety," She told her, "But you are a part of the food chain! You have to understand this!"
Mellisa licked her lips before taking a nice bit of juicy Britney Spears, when the phone started ringing.
"Let it ring!" Mellisa said, I want to nibble on Britney a bit............oh, but that might be a call for me!
"Don't Go anywhere." Mellisa told her supper as she picked up the phone.
"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID!" The other person asked her.
- Rip