Posted by Ripper X on April 12, 2000 at 09:56:12:
"Where in the FUCK is that no good son of a bitch Ripper X at!" Kojack asked AlanK as nice as he could, while grabing his shirt coller and slaming him against the bar.
"I GOT HER UP THERE!" AlanK Yelled, trying to push off Kojack but he wouldn't budge, "Why don't you try READING THE STORY!"
"GOD DAMN IT!" Kojack fumed, wraping his hands around AlanK's throat, "Are you making fun of me because I can't read?"
"NO!" Alan K chocked, "OUCH, OKAY RIP, I BLIEVE IN THE STORY, I BELIEVE IN THE STORY."
"Shit I'm sorry Partner!" Kojack said, letting him go,"I don't know what came over me, just now!"
"Oh I am wondering the same thing!" AK Yelled at the top of his voice, rubbing his throat, "I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT IS GOING ON! NONE WHAT SO EVER!!!!"
"Why are you yelling like that?" Kojack asked.
"Oh . . . no reason." AlanK Shrugged.
"He thinks that we are all under the influence of Ripper X." Cruella told Kojack.
"No I don't!" AK said, backing away from Kojack, "NO I DON'T RIP!!!!!"
"Man that would really suck if Ripper X was really that strong!" Kojack said, "Christ my ass is grass if he is!"
"Oh who are we trying to kid?" Kojack laughed, "Ripper X is a piese of shit, he can't even control himself let alone us!"
AlanK laughed and looked nervously around the room.
"Did you tell Britney Spears where Ripper X is staying at?" Kojack asked.
"The second I hang up the phone after I talked with you."
"So she is up there with him right now?"
"I assume so, but it is hard telling in this place." AlanK told him, "A gal can get killed just climbing the stairs with that MadMan Denny stabbing every pretty girl that moves!"
"Do ya think that he will kill her really quick, or wait a few days?" Kojack asked him
"Who knows with Ripper!" AlanK shrugged, "Your best bet is to just hold out down here, he might keep her around for a few days."
"Thanks AK!" Kojack said," Sorry for attacking you like that, but if I loose Ripper X this time it will be my balls man, you under stand?"
"Oh", AlanK said looking around the room.
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!!
GUN FIRE!!!!! Everybody ran for cover!
"I understand perfectly." AlanK said under his breath.
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The Black Knight hit a button on his Anti-Dork suit and the masterbation unit kicked on as he watched Amy Jo Johnson change possitions, his world was definately A OK!
Amy rubbed her pussy against Kerri's dead face, using her nose to tickle her clit as she enjoyed the taste of the dead Goonie's pussy, she ran her hands up and down Kerri Greens beautiful legs.
She was getting hotter and hotter, Kerri tasted so good, and then she could feel her body own body tense as she started to cum!
"NO!!!!" She yelled, Jerking her tongue away from her tasty prize. Her mind focusing on stoping the orgasim, her body rubbing her clit faster and harder against Kerri's nose until she hear a small crack and she lost her pressure point!
She rubbed her pussy harder and faster on Kerri Green's head, she screamed as she fought against the cum that she was threatening to burst from her!
"YES!!!!!!" Amy screamed, her body covered in sweat, She pulled her pussy muscles tighter trying to fight the eruption as long as she could!
IT FELT SO GOOD! She felt some cum squirt out!
"NO!" She screamed Trying to pull her pussy muscles even tighter. Her cum started shooting out of her in short spurts
She squeezed her eyelid closed and growned fighting the orgasm.
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(The Date: Yesterday
The Place: Some were in America)
Rathead was exhausted, the plane ride from Germany was hellish!
First they took away the case of beer that he had, and then to add insult to insult they forced him to pay OUTRAGOUS prices for his alchohal on the Plane!
He got off the plane, in dyer need of a cigarette.
And quickly seen a Sharp looking blonde holding up a sign with "Rathead" writen in bold letters.
"Hello there," He said, shacking her hand, "I'm Rathead and I need a cigarette, and some cheap booze! My blood alchohal level is WAY TO LOW!"
"Nice to meet you RatHead." His escort said, handing him an empty box, "I am Melissa Joan Hart, I'll take care of you."
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The Black Knight struggled to hold back his own cum when he watched Amy Jo Johnson rip her nails into Kerri's legs and listened to her scream as the cum that burned her so bad erupted and shot against Kerri's face with the force of a shot gun, and her cum splatering Kerri's face with every beat of her heart!
She collapsed like a pile of meat on her dead friend, catching her breath and then rubbing her pussy against Kerri's dead face somemore after she cought her breath.
He watched as she rubed her pussy across Kerri's broken face again, Amy's sweaty body needing more!
He had his knife pulled out to slit her throat, but WOW was she entertaining!
OH FUCK THE MASTERBATINIZER WAS STARTING TO WORK!
HE COULD FEEL HIMSELF STARTING TO CUM!!!!
"I hate to interupt you like this," the white knight told him, "I know that you are kind of preoccupied, but I have some really bad news!"
"Give me a couple of seconds." TBK moaned.
"We lost Melissa Joan Hart," The white knight said, throwing his helmet across the room and grabing his throat, getting ready for The Black Knights punishment.
"WHAT!" TBK yelled forgetting about Amy, "HOW IN THE HELL COULD YOU LOSS HER?"
"I don't know Sir." I seen her run into the bathroom and lock the door, and when I busted down the bathroom door I she wasn't in their!"
The Black Knight almost killed Amy Jo Johnson, but he caught himself, "What is your name?"
"Hadrian, Sir!" the white knight told him
He grabbed Hadrian bye the throat and lifted him off the ground.
"This is your fault!" TBK yelled," You are responsible!"
"AKKKKKKK" Hadrian said, "Don't kill me!"
"You deserve to die!" The Black Knight yelled, squeezing his throat Tighter!
"I thought I had her cornered!" Hadrian gasped.
"What Happened!" TBK yelled throwing him across the room.
Hadrian grabed his throat and told he that she just disappeared as he choked for air.
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"What is up with all that shit on her face?" Petra asked, dressed in the Green Scarlet O'Hera dress,
"She looks like a Clown! I suspect that she is apart of the Plague, and has Stazi conections as well
as the KGB, the CIA, and the RCA!"
"Oh chill out!" NBabe said, "So she wears a lot of makeup! I like her . . . besides, she is a dog
lover! She wants to says that she won't be content until she owns One hundread and One of them,
All of them Dalmations!"
"So she is a dog lover?" John asked her, "She looks like an Alchohalic to me!"
"Shut your traps!" Nbabe told them, "Her name is Cruella, and I trust her! I have already invited her
to our next meeting."
"GOD DAMN IT I KNEW IT!!!!!" Petra yelled, as she stood up and withdrew her gun,
"YOU WERE WORKING FOR DNS THE WHOLE TIME!" she said leveling the pistol at NBabes heart!
"NO!" NBabe Pleaded.
"DIE TRAITOR!!!!!" PETRA SCREAMED AS SHE UNLOADED HER WEAPON INTO NBABE'S CHEST!
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!!
POP!!!!!
"I am the owner of FDF," NBabe gasped, grasping her breasts, and slowly lowered herself to the floor, "Why?"
"Ewwwww.", Petra said, blushing, "Thats right, sorry for shooting you NBabe."
"Why do you have to be so dramatic NBabe?" , John asked, watching NBabe's body convolsing on the floor, "Its not like we would allow Petra to even go anywere near a real gun."
"I don't know why you always give me these stupid cap guns all the time John?" Petra said, putting her gun away, "I could handle a real peice."
"Ya, and then you could really kill NBabe, that is if you didn't accidently blow your head off first."
Petra just frowned and nodded.
"Get up NBabe." He told her, "Your making a scene."
"You never want to have any fun." NBabe grumbled, "Any of the other guys in here whould have taken me upstairs and played with me, but not you!!!"
"We have to go," John told her, "I am not comfertrable here."
"I will see you, and your Cruella in a few hours at the FDF Chat."
"I'll be their." NBabe told him before running off to go see if anybody else needed any help.
"Hold it right their!" AlanK said pointing his pretend gun made out of fingers at NBabe.
"Oh Please don't kill me!" NBabe fake whined.
"BANG!" AK Yelled as NBabed Droped to the floor in convultions.
"THANK YOU RIPPER X!" AlanK yelled, "I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISE LAND!"
NBabe gasped and chocked, grabbed her stomach and then she became still.
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The Black Knight looked around!
Its been fifteen minutes, HE HAD TO KILL SOMEBODY!
He really wanted to kill that sexy Amy Jo, but he wasn't finished with her yet.
So he desided to kill Hadrian.
"NO!!!!!" Hadrian complained to being strangled," AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!"
"Please!" Hadrian cried,"Don't kill me!"
Just then a cell phone went off!
Everybody in the room stoped what they were doing!
The Black Knight droped Hadrian and went for his Cell Phone, but nobody was their.
"It's for me!" Hadrian said, gasping for air.
"Hello?" He croaked into his phone.
"Hey." Panther said,"Inform The Black Knight that I have located
Ripper X, and Britney Spears."
-Rip