Posted by Ripper X on April 10, 2000 at 08:03:44:
RatHead pulled the giant green door open, and seen the Grand Chamber of . . .
"WHO DARES DISTURB THE LAYER OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL 'DEDBOB'!!!", yelled the Giant Fiery Skull, Smoke and Lighting crashing as the 9 bones stood to attention.
"Oh, Can it Bob," Rathead said, "Its just me!"
"You know how to play this game!" DedBob Roared, as the fire intensivied, the smoke filling the room!
Rathead rolled his eyes and sighed, "Do I have to."
"Please." DedBob asked nicely, "I rarely get visitors."
Rathead groaned as he got to his knees, "Oh great and powerful Bob, please show me the knowlege that I seek."
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"You and I are going to have much fun." The Black Knight said, his hand carressing Amy Jo Johnson's beautiful breasts.
"Oh my god." Amy cried, "What are you going to do to me?"
"What do you think?" He asked forcing her on her knees infull view of Kerri Green's twisted body.
"OH MY GOD!" She screamed, "Are you going to kill me?"
"Hey, Its your fucking life!" he said throwing her ontop of Kerri Green.
Soon he will have his Melissa Joan Hart back, next collecting Britney Spears.
Everything was running according to plan, he could spend some time Playing.
Amy screamed and tried to writhe away from her dead friend, but The Black KNight caught her by the back of the neck and forced her to mouth to the stiff.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" Amy pleaded into Kerri's dead mouth.
"Well that all depends on you," he said gleefully, grinding her face into the dead girls, "I want to see you fuck this girl, then I might let you go."
"OH MY GOD!" She started sobbing, her body growing rigged when she felt the cold blade of a knife pressing against her belly button.
"Or suffer the coincidences." He told her, she quietly cried to herself and began kissing the bloody lips of Kerri Green, one of her hands playing with a cold nipple, the other fondling her dead pussy. She sighed as the knife let her play with her dead friend.
"She still tasted the same", Amy told herself over and over, pretending that the girl that she was playing with was alive," What would Kimberly do?"
"Kimberly would turn around and karate kick him, and then summon her fellow Mighty Morphene Power Rangers!"
Kimberly seductively looked into the Dark Eye slots of The Black Knights mask, as she sucked on Kerri's dead tongue, then licked all of the blood from her dead lips.
She could tell that TBK was getting off on this!
She let her whole body get into it, she rubbed her hot pussy across Kerri's leg,and her left hand formed into a fist, that she forced up inside of the dead girls Cunt.
She looked at The Black Knight and asked, "When I am finished with her, can I play with Melissa too?"
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"What ya think about her," NBabe asked, giving two customers their drinks and Cheese Sticks.
"I don't know." Said, the man wearing a Star Trek Tee that he had picked up at a Garage Sale for $1.50, a pair of jeans that were 2 sizes too small, and a REALLY REALLY REALLY EXPENSIVE BLACK HAT, "I don't know she looks kind of mean."
"Oh she is a Pussy Cat once you get to know her, John." Nbabe told him.
"What is up with all that shit on her face?" Petra asked, dressed in the Green Scarlet O'Hera dress, "She looks like a Clown! I suspect that she is apart of the Plague, and has Stazi conections as well as the KGB, the CIA, and the RCA!"
"Oh chill out!" NBabe said, "So she wears a lot of makeup! I like her . . . besides, she is a dog lover! She wants to says that she won't be content until she owns One hundread and One of them, All of them Dalmations!"
"So she is a dog lover?" John asked her, "She looks like an Alchohalic to me!"
"Shut your traps!" Nbabe told them, "Her name is Cruella, and I trust her! I have already invited her to our next meeting."
"GOD DAMN IT I KNEW IT!!!!!" Petra yelled, as she stood up and withdrew her gun,
"YOU WERE WORKING FOR DNS THE WHOLE TIME!" she said leveling the pistol at NBabes heart!
"NO!" NBabe Pleaded.
"DIE TRAITOR!!!!!" PETRA SCREAMED AS SHE UNLOADED HER WEAPON INTO NBABE'S CHEST!
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The White guard seen Melissa Joan Hart run into the bathroom and slam her door shut!
"YOUR GOING TO DIE BITCH!!!" He yelled as he bashed the door in!
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"Jesuse Christ!" Rathead explained, " That would solve world Poverty DedBob!"
"Yes it will!" DedBob said, spooing forth many flames and smoke!
"THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!" Rathead exlaimed yet again, "That plan would work!"
"Now go my son," DedBob told him, "Preach the true words of god!"
"I would love to do that and all, but first," Rathead tells DedBob, "I have a package to deliver."
Just leave the package on the floor, and go and tell the people the truth." DedBob told him.
"I am afraid I can't do that," he told DedBob, "I went through hell to get what is in this box!"
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"Christ!" Britney Spears muffled through her Panties, "ANY DAY NOW!"
It seemed to her that it takes a Full Month before Ripper Leaves the god damn bath room!
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE SOMEBODY TO DRY THIER FUCKING HAIR??????
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Kojack walked into the bar . . .
"You can keep lying to yourself all you want to Sonya!" AlanK said, telling her like it is, "This story is under the control of Ripper X!"
"Oh," Sonya said noding, "Ripper X is really bright anough to fool you."
"You go ahead and lie to yourself all fucking day long that you are being minipulated!"
"No I beleive you AlanK!" Sonya said pushing the red panick button under the bar.
- Rip