Posted by Ripper X on March 28, 2000 at 08:54:52:
The dining hall was littered with bodies, and drenched in blood. The Soldiers of the White Knights ran around, looking for survivors.
The Security door opened and The Black Knight entered wearing his ventilated anti-stupid looking Armor, with blinking light display button thingy on his chest, that controled the Prozac-vaperizer he needed in order for him to survive.
His troops lined up against the walls and saluted as he silently studied the bodies of the slain.
"Who is the commander in charge here?" He finally said furiously.
"I am sir." Cas said, proudly standing forward, "Is there a problem sir?"
"I told you secure the dining room." The Black Knight said.
"Yes you did sir." Cas said looking around, "It looks pretty secure to me, sir."
"You have strayed away from our mission, Commander." The Black Knight growled, raising his hand and started struggling to pinch his fingers.
Cas felt something wrap around and discomfort his throat.
"I have not forgotten!" he croaked, his hands trying to pull off his helmet but it wouldn't budge.
"So I assume that it is your troops, actions that created this mess." The Black Knight inquired, "Please re-enlighten your troops the key point of this mission."
"Our Mission is to secure this secure this dining room." Cas croaked.
"Wrong!" The Dark Knight yelled through his James Earl Jones Voisinater, pointing his gloved finger at him over and over, releasing him from his really ultra mysterious choke hold of doom, "Your mission is to find and locate Melissa Joan Hart!"
"Christ!" Cas yelled, falling to his knees, throwing his helmet across the room and rubbing his throat, "What do you think that we are doing!"
"You have successfully killed off everybody that can tell us where Miss Hart is!" The Black Knight growled, pinching his fingers together again.
Cas Grabbed his throat as the mysterious powers of The Black Knight wrapped its dark will around his throat again!
"Quick." Cas chocked, "Somebody turn up his level of Prozac. . . . . . . please!"
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"It has been over a half an hour!" Sonya said as nice as she possible can, without hurting AlanK's
Feelings, " You said that that slut would be coming back to you, but it looks like your wrong once
again!"
"Give me another bourbon and Coke!" AlanK spewed all pissed off.
"Ya don't suppose that Ripper X actually responded the knocking at his door!" Nbabe exclaimed
with a smile on her face.
"Ew that could be a possibility!" Cruella pointed out.
"Fuck you all!" AlanK yelled like the violent mad man he is, "You can make fun of me all you want!
The fact is that I got a kiss from Britney Spears!"
"Oh quit your lying." They both told him.
"What!" Sonya yelled, grabbing AlanK's filthy white tie an pulling, "You best be lying!"
She knew that she new that girls face!
"Lying about what?" AlanK screamed, forgetting about everything for a bit but then remembering again, "It was the real Britney Spears, I swear to God!"
"I have proof!", AlanK screamed like a little girl and pulled out the note that she signed, "This will say it all."
She let him go and picked up the little notebook and studied it.
"Anybody could had wrote this!" Sonya objected, handing the pad back to Al, "This proves Nothing!"
"Jesse," NBabe wispered to Cruella, "I think Lisa is right."
"What do mean?" Cruella whispered back
"We should had listened because Sonya is a crazy bitch." NBabe whispered to Cruella,
"But hey listen," NBabe said, " I have a plan, do ya want in?"
"Hey!" Sam said walking up to the bar.
"Are you Ladies, happy with your tips?" he said, with an unusual happy tone of voice, wrapping a friendly arm around AlanK's shoulders.
-Rip