Posted by Ripper X on March 26, 2000 at 01:15:52:
"Isn't it crazy how shit happens," Amy Jo Johnson said lighting up her cigarette, "One minute you can
be on every tv in the world, and have your face posted on every thing from binders to lunchboxs, the
next you are replaced with a cute yellow cartoon that only says Pecachoo."
"Oh", Moaned Kerri Green, "Tell me about it. One minute I am doing movies, before I know it I am
smack dab in the middle of a stupid Snuff story."
"They are always so Predictible!" Amy Jo said, nodding her head, "Oh look it's a cute chick, jease I
wonder when she dies!"
"Man this really sucks, too." Kerri complained, "I was in the Goonies, and Summer Rental, a real cute
teenage daughter, god it is so creepy knowing that somebody wants to kill me just because I'm good
looking, and what is the big deal putting us in bikini's anyways? We are waitress's not hookers!"
"Well this story is written by a horny guy," Amy said, flicking her ash.
"Well, you do have a point there." She agreed, "What did you do, to have the honor of becoming sexy
fodder in this sad excuse of a story."
"Oh" Amy Jo answered, "I use to be a gymnast, and I did a few tv movies, but Ripper X likes me
because I was the Pink Ranger in the original series of the The Mighty Morpheme Power Ranger's
and I am extreamly hot in this bikini!"
"Ripper X !?!" Kerri asked, "Who the hell is Ripper X?"
"Oh he is just some guy who use to send me these strange letters when I was at the peek of my
career, weird shit telling me that I am a whore and a slut and that if I don't do a porno then he is going
to kill me and fuck my hot dead body like the whore I really am."
"Jeaze," Kerri said with her big brown eyes wide open with shock, "He always told me that stuff too,
but he swore to me that I was his one and only!"
"WHAT!" Amy Jo exclaimed, slaming her fist on the table, "THE MOTHER FUCKER TOLD YOU
THAT YOU WERE HIS FAVORATE TOO!"
"That Two timing son of a bitch!" Kerri said, taking off her Bikini top, exposing her lushious firm and
supple young breasts, "I tell ya all men are Dogs!"
"Tell me about it." Amy Jo said striping off her bikini (WOO HOO!!!!!) Revealing her tiny little patch
of pubic hair, and her athletic form from her itchy scratchy way to tight bikini, "Lets have gay sex
before those guys come in here and kill us."
Kerri gave Amy Jo a long kiss as she rubbed her hot body against hers.
"Have you ever done this before?" Amy asked.
"What, have sex with a woman?"
"No, been in a snuff story!"
"No, not that I can remember any way."
"Are you nervous."
"Christ yes," Kerri exclaimed, "In a few moments I am going to die! Some guys are going to come in
here and do god knows what to me and I am going to be killed! Damn right I'm nervous! FUCK AMY,
I JUST TOOK A SMOKE BREAK AND I DON"T EVEN SMOKE!"
"Glad to know that I'm not the only one."Amy Sighed, snuffing out her cigarette, "I am starting to get
scared."
"Shut up about that, "Kerri smiled, as she stuck two fingers up inside of Kimberly . . . err Amy Jo
Johnson, "Lets get going we don't have much time left."
Amy Jo moaned in pleasure a she suckled Kerri's tit and teased her clit with her finger.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Andrew McCarthy running into the break room, " THEY
BROKE THROUGH THE SECURITY DOOR! RUN FOR YOUR . . . . . . . . . . .. What are you
two doing?"
They just kind of waved him off.
"Are you guys having hot lesbian sex in the break room?"
"Yes." Amy Jo Johnson yelled, "We have both sworn off men because of Ripper X."
"You, mean you are both Ripper's little sluts and he wants to see you butt naked in a porno or he will
kill you and fuck your hot sexy bodies?"
"YAH!" Kerri yelled, "Get out of here!"
"That mother fucker!" Andrew said, crying as he pulled out his gun, and blew his head off.
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"Could you please make this quick, Puffy," Jennifer Lopez yelled from behind the tipped over table, as
she heard the door give way and all of the NFL Foot Ball Players and her Puffy Opening fire "I am
starving and I still don't see any sign of our waitress!"
She won't becoming back to this place anytime soon, she though when she seen a How is our Service
card sitting on the floor.
She picked it up and started filling it out.
(We here at the Celebrity Inn are a team of dedicated workers looking to make your stay with us a
pleasureable one, not only do we staff are our staff all celebrities, but we also share the responcibility
to make your stay a great stay.
Please let us know how we are doing by filling out this card.
To better help serve you grade your Celebrity Inn on a scale of one to four.
1 meaning satisfactory, 2 regular service, 3 poor job done, and 4 if you find it unsatisfactory.)
Jennifer Lopez looked around for a pen, but didn't see one.
" Hey", She yelled at a big sexy guy in a Raven's Foot ball jersey shooting his gun, "Do ya have a pen
on ya?"
"What?" He said, lowering his gun.
"I SAID DO YOU HAVE A PEN ON YA!"
"YAH!" he yelled above all the gun fire, tossing her a pen.
She caught the pen and watched him get blown away and fall down dead.
"Thanks." she said turning her attention back to the service card.
They are going to get a piece of her mind!
She started to fill out the card when Michele Jackson pulled his dick out of his pants and started
running towards her and then got gunned down and his blood and guts splashed her message card,
TOTALLY RUINING IT!
The Gun fire was giving her a head ache!
"I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWERE!" she yelled to her Puffy as she plugged her ears with her
fingers, "I am going to give you to the count of ten to protect me!"
"One" She yelled as she seen a gun slide across the floor with a bloody hand still attached!
"Two" She yelled above the gunfire as she shut her eyes.
"Three" She yelled through all of the people screaming
"Four." She said, opening one eye to see Demi Moore clutching her throat after she seen the blood
leaking through her fingers .
"Five" she screamed, shutting her eyes again.
"Six" she screamed feeling a hot warm spray of blood splatter against her, then a body fell on her
totally ruining her dress!
She opened her eyes and seen the dead stair of Farrah Fawcett, her plastic body bleeding all over her
lovely dress.
She pushed the fake body off of her and screamed "SEVEN!" as she pluged her ears with her fingers
and shut her eyes tight.
"Eight!" She screamed as she noticed that a pool of blood was forming at her feet, people were dying,
the gun shots were over bearing!
"Nine!" She yelled, The shooting getting louder, the screamers kept on screaming, the blood was freely
spilling, SHE WAS GOING IN SANE!
AND SHE WAS STARVING!
Where is Puff Daddy?
She felt her mind sliping!
"Ten!" She screamed in terror!
"Puffy if you love me stop this now!" her voice echoed, the gun fire stopping, the terrible screams going
away.
She sat there for a few seconds rocking back and forth until she felt a tap on her shoulder.
"Hey baby, are you okay?" She heard Puff Daddy ask her.
"Did . . . Did we win?" she said finally opening her eyes.
"Not exactly."
She looked up and seen Sam.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hey" Sam said grinning as he grabbed her long hair, "We have a contract."
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"It has been over a half an hour!" Sonya said as nice as she possible can, without hurting AlanK's
Feelings, " You said that that slut would be coming back to you, but it looks like your wrong once
again!"
"Give me another bourbon and Coke!" AlanK spewed all pissed off.
"Ya don't suppose that Ripper X actually responded the knocking at his door!" Nbabe exclaimed with a
smile on her face.
"Ew that could be a possibility!" Cruella pointed out.
"Fuck you all!" AlanK yelled like the violent mad man he is, "You can make fun of me all you want!
The fact is that I got a kiss from Britney Spears!"
"Oh quit your lying." They both told him.