Posted by Ripper X on February 11, 2000 at 05:16:32:
In Reply to: Britney Spears & Melissa Joan Hart string 1 posted by The Black Knight on February 11, 2000 at 03:09:19:
Britney Spears spit out her gag, "What the hell was that!"
"Sorry.",Melissa Joan Hart mumbled from under her gag before spitting it out, "Who am I?"
"I don't know, I have a blind fold on and I can only assume that you're a hot chick." Britney said reaching in her back pocked grabbing her Barbie Pocket knife.
She quickly cut herself out of her little bind and realized that the sound was probably the idiot who kidnapped them bolting from the building when it dawned on him that the building was going to blow up.
"God this is lame." Melissa said, letting Britney Spears cut her out of her fetters, "That dork Black Knight is always doing this shit to us!"
"I KNOW!!!" Screamed Britney at the top of her lungs, "It's just like so uncool and everything!"
"What is his fixation with our bellys anyways?" laughed Hart as she walked to the window and opened it.
"Tell me about it, all he wants to do is look at us breathing heavy, God all he has to do is ask!" Britney said, folding up her pink pocket knife, "You do know that I'm going to be an actress!"
Hart stuck her head out the window and yelled out to the Demolition crew to stop blowing up the building, "You are all just part of a really bad story begining written by this guy on the internet that calls himself ‘The Black Knight'!"
"Okay!" Yelled the Bomb tec, "By the way, who in the hell are you!"
She just shrugged, "I DON"T KNOW! I GUESS I"M A HOT CHICK!"
"Hello!" Britney said tapping her foot, "I said I'm going to be an actress."
"You!" Hart exclaimed, "Oh no sweety, your just a little untalented teaze, probably just like me!"
"Oh ya." said Britney looking at the floor in thought, "What were we talking about . . . Oh ya, That Black Knight like is such a dweeb and stuff!"
"Oh I know it!" Hart said, walking over to a telephone, "he like has these sex-like fantacies and stuff but he don't want to sleep with us!"
"Oh As If!" Britney laughed, "What . . . What are you doing?"
"I'm going to, like call a friend of mine up, and OH MY GOD IS HE SO SEXY!" Screamed Melissa as she picked up the phone and started dialing out.
"But they were going to blow this building up, surely they disconnected the line . . . god you are so stupid!"
"Pffffffffff" Melissa Pffffffffed, "Hello, who started this story out!"
"Oh ya," Britney laughed, "My Duh!"
"Hello." She said when the OH MY GOD IS HE SO SEXY friend picked up the phone, "Is Ripper X there. . . oh this is him. Hello I am Melissa Joan Hart . . . I know that you don't know me because I really don't know who I am either, but since this is a Black Knight story that don't matter, but I need a favor do you think you could help me out . . . good, all I need for you to do is write like this story thing with me and Britney Spears stuck in a stupid explose story, well just check out Sam's board and you can read it for yourself. . . all I ask of you is to help us out because we are sick of dieing every week . . . could you do that for me . . . thanks Ripper! "
"Problem solved" Melissa said hanging up the phone.
"So what now?" Britney Spears asks
"How about some gay hot sex!" Melissa Joan Hart screams getting naked.
"Well . . . Okay, but only if you set me up on a Date with this Ripper X character."
"Hey you want to sleep with Ripper X, well that is REALLY easy to do!" Hart exclaimed "Lets both have hot lesbo sex with Ripper X!"
The End!
- Rip
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