Necrophilia "Special Collectors Edition"

Posted by Ripper X on July 12, 2003 at 22:02:28:

Here's a no nonsense tale from a no nonsense kind of guy, plus a bonus Guide to Necrophilia! Shit, Life hasn't been this good since the invention of the Drive-In!

Enjoy!
-RIP

Necrophilia
by Mike Hunt

I walked slowly home from the bus stop. It had been a long and
tiring day at the office, and the boss was being a fucking wanker as usual.
It seemed that everything I did at work was not satisfactory. "Fuck him!"
I said aloud to myself, "Anyway, I have plans for tonight."

I opened the door to my apartment and went in. Winter was just
setting in, and already the sky was growing dark. I flicked on the lights,
then the heater. I grabbed a pizza out of the freezer and threw it into
the microwave. Living alone had led to eating a lot of quick and easy
bought dinners.

My mind drifted off, as I thought of my mother. I remembered the
way she used to speak to me as a child. When she was in a good mood I
could never do anything wrong in her eyes, but when she was in a bad mood
she was a bitch. I couldn't do a fucking thing right.

The alarm on the microwave brought me back to the present. The
pizza smelt delicious, and soon the hunger pangs in my stomach were gone,
replaced by a warm feeling.

The sky was almost dark now, time to get ready for the night ahead.
I changed into my evening clothes, my black jeans, black shirt, black
shoes, and black jersey. What would I take with me tonight? Nothing I
decided. I would make the most of what I found for a change.

The next decision was where to go. I thought for a moment, then
decided to just walk around and wait for a good opportunity. I left the
apartment, leaving a light on, the T.V. on, and locking the door behind
me. I wouldn't want anyone breaking in while I was out. I walked down the
block for a while, heading east, then decided north is the way I'd go, so at
the next street I headed north. The night was still, and there was hardly
a sound, apart from the odd car, and my feet upon the sidewalk. I walked
for about 20 minutes, closely scrutinizing every possible apartment
building I saw. Then I saw the perfect one. The lights were on inside,
and I knew from previous outings that the girl who lived there was one hot
babe. This would be the one tonight. I walked up to the steps leading up
to the apartment. I saw a nice large brick at the top of them, so I picked
it up. This would come in very handy. I listened at the door before
knocking, I could hear her talking to someone. Her boyfriend I assumed.
Footsteps approached the door, followed by the unlocking of the door. It
was opened by a man, tall, well built with fine blonde hair. I needed no
second chance, I struck straight away. I said, "Hello, I'm Mr...", then
promptly struck him on the side of the head with the brick. His still body
collapsed to the ground with a shallow thud.

"Craig, what's going on out there", came a voice from another room.
Without answering, I closed the door and locked it behind me.

"Craig, stop fooling around out there", came the voice. It sounded
so soft and gentle.

"Craig, what the hell are you doing?" the voice said. I ignored it
and walked into the kitchen, placing the brick on the bench, and quietly
opening a draw. Inside was a knife, beautiful stainless steel glinting in
the artificial light from the bulb. I removed it from the draw, caressing
its heavy blade. Its first test of worth was cutting the phone cable in
half. I smiled with delight, as it easily cut through the wires.

"Craig, don't be such a wanker, come back in here, I'm lonely". I
approached the room where I knew she would be waiting. I walked in, and
she looked up from the T.V. and gasped.

"Craig can't make it I'm afraid", I gently told her.

"Where is he, what have you done..." She gasped, starting to get
agitated.

"Don't worry", I said, "I'm not going to hurt you. I will make it
as painless as possible."

She screamed as I brought the knife down, slashing across her face,
stabbing her head, before slicing it cleanly across her throat - bringing
her to silence. She was beautiful. I sat for a moment just looking over
her sexy body. I began to get hard, thinking off her beautiful pussy. I
unbuttoned her blouse, took off her bra, and caressed her beautiful large
breasts. I kissed them and sucked the nipples gently. I drop of blood
tricked down between them, which I massaged into her soft skin.

I moved down lower, and ran my tongue around her belly button. I
smelt the sweet fragrance of her perfume. I removed her trousers, and
socks then carried her through to a bedroom where I placed her gently on
the bed. I spent some more time admiring her beautiful body, those large
tits and now, and now that beautiful cunt.

I removed my clothes, and felt my cock. It was hard, and I climb on
top of her. I kissed her bloody lips passionately, rubbing my cock against
her pussy. I penetrated her, without too much difficulty, even though she
was hardly lubricated. Her flesh was still warm, and I felt her beautiful
tits, while fucking her luscious pussy. I moaned with pleasure as I came,
enjoying the stillness of her body. I kissed her again, then withdrew my
cock from her slit and rubbed it between her tits, and let cum run off the
end of it, onto the gaping wound to her throat.

I rolled her over, then began fucking her asshole, while feeling her
tits. I was fascinated by them, they were so soft, there warmth only
slowly fading. I again brought myself to orgasm.

Next, I decided to live out my wildest fantasy I had ever had.
Using the knife I made the slit in her throat larger, then proceeded to
fuck it. The blood acted sufficiently as a lubricant, and the natural
elasticity of the skin provided enough tightness to giving me a good hole
to fuck. I thrust numerous times, enjoying immensely each stroke to this
new orifice. I cam again, the best orgasm of the night, shooting hot jism
deep into her throat and towards her stomach.

"Eat me bitch", I said quietly too her. I then withdrew, and
quickly dressed. This had been a good night. I dressed her, before
leaving, and sat her in front of the television, to let her finish watching
the movie. I thanked her for the lovely evening, then left...

The End.

******

I: Introduction

Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare.
In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!

II: Finding a Partner

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date.
If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac.
Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.

III: Preparation

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away.
If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac.
If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.

Part IV: Techniques

So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction.
There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex.
Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile.
One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. Necrophilia is a passion which is cheaply satisfied.

V. Conclusion

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.