Posted by rache on October 05, 2004 at 17:46:17:
Wow! I came in second place in a worst story conyest!! Whooo-hoo!!! :) Thanks so much to the judges, your all cool, and the authors who are even cooler and to the sun, whithout whom everything would be really cool! I'd like to thank my parents for being the anticleavers, well june was sort of dead too! I wanna thank my agent without who i'd have a much better contract and have so much money i'd be way too busty to enter worst story contests. my publishers, whose unabashed money grubbing makes swiss milkmaids quail with lust. my husband without his strongth and fortitude and constant support i'd actually have to learn how to use an English degree, or else live with somebody elses testicles on my chin besides his. my unbornm children whom i will name nellie splay kojak sam the third. I hope he's a boy childe. my dog, that loves me because i feed him. the fish with no name. and my dearly departed emily dickenson who makes me feel posilutelyy cheerful especially when i'm not!! I'm so glad i didn't have to resort to suicide threats to place!!! I had serious doubts that it would have worked around here!
you love me! yuou really love me!
now, as the man said, "Coffee breaks over...Everybody back on your heads!"