Posted by PK on March 20, 2002 at 17:54:06:
"We're causing it," the Prof said. "This isn't our own timeline, I suspect. Our presence here is
disrupting it."
"Which means?"
"The end of the Universe," Buffy said. She was on familiar theoretical ground. "This one,
anyway."
That required at least a cup of tea for the Prof. "Vortex," he muttered, staring into it.
Brownian motion. Ripples in spacetime. Even the cloves in it bobbed up and down. Wouldn't
it be nice. Beach Boys. If what?
"Milk, no sugar, right?" Buffy enquired.
"Or exactly the opposite," the Professor said. The opposite of a great truth is another great
truth. Niels Bohr. There was something missing from the equation.
I meant the tea, Buffy thought. He was off on a tangent again, and the orange juice she'd
gotten for herself wasn't about to inspire her to wherever he'd gone. "Want anything else?"
"Toast."
"Anything on the toast?"
"Um, end of the Universe?" Sam wondered. "Bit of a bother, that. Anything I can do?"
"No rind," the Prof said, glancing at the juice glass. "Unpeeling." He didn't quite understand
that, so he invoked a Helper.
"Unhalfbricking," he requested. It was a sideline, he knew, but he had to check it. Buffy put
the album on the stereo. Fairport Convention, late sixties.
The answer was staring them all in the face. It was in a small glass jar in the pantry.
"Not right now," Buffy said. "Just get some rest. Burnish your sword. Whatever that means."
"I'll be in the Library," the Prof said suddenly.
"We don't have a library," Sam pointed out gently. She made a face at Buffy involving
twirling fingers pointed at he temples.
"Um. Pantry. My study. Somewhere else."
"You take his his feet," Sam said. He was heavier than he had been, and she knew why. Her
wicked stepgrandaunt had done it with her pheromones. Rejuv. And she's so tall, she
thought.
definitely not the time for an Electra complex, she thought again. and she's really very nice.
then she thought toad fallout and everything went fuzzy for a second something else
"How long have we got?" she asked.
"Off the top of my head? About minus thirteen minutes, external time. In here, I don't know.
We're drifting backwards. Dilation factor, unknown."
Shipwrecked.