Posted by PK on August 25, 2004 at 18:12:58:
"Why are you doing this?" Rose wailed.
The mad axefan grinned evilly.
"Because you're lame. I stopped liking 'Charmed' when Shannon Doherty left. Obviously she
realised the series was a total turkey and bailed out. That left no remotely convincing
characters in it, unless you count Alyssa Milano's tits. It should have died when 'Pru' did.
Then you came along and lead me into the hell of a pointless continuity. I kept watching just
in case Finola Hughes turned up again, but I've had enough. You have to die."
"Aagh!" Rose wailed again. Suddenly her impossible teleporting powers deserted her. Well,
why not? Nothing ever makes sense on this show unless it supports the ludicrous plot.
The axe swung and Rose's head popped off.
Paul