Posted by The Panther on December 22, 2005 at 06:04:42:
The setting is a movie lot in the mid 1950's. Six beautiful young women stood around the lot waiting. All six had received an invitation, but none of them knew for what. They were Dale Evans, La Verne Andrews, Marilyn Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Maxene Andrews, and Patty Andrews.
"Does anyone have any idea what's going on here?" Patty asked.
"Not a clue." answered Marilyn Monroe.
"You're that new girl aren't you? The one everyone's talking about." said Dale.
"The one all the guys are going nuts over, from what you weren't wearing more than what you were." said Marilyn Maxwell.
Pfft.
"Ummffh!" La Verne grunted as she stiffened.
"What was that?" Maxene asked..
"Sounded like a puff of air." Patty said.
"Worse than that." La Verne gasped.
The Andrews sisters looked down in unison at La Verne's stomach and saw a dime sized bullet hole. Patty put her arm around her older sister. Pfft.
"Oh!" La Verne gasped.
La Verne lay back in Patty's arms with a bullet hole in her chest.
"No, it can't be, not La Verne." Maxene sobbed.
Pfft. Pfft.
"No!" Patty gasped when she saw bullets tear into Maxene's chest.
Blood ran from the corner of Maxene's mouth as she fell. Pfft.
"Oooop!" Patty cried as a bullet tore into her belly.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Guuuhh!" Patty groaned as bullets ripped into her breasts.
Blood ran over her lower lip as she fell over her sisters. Thump.
"Ooohhh!" Dale gasped as she stiffened.
An arrow stuck in the center of the cowgirl's belly.
"The Indians got her." Marilyn Monroe laughed.
Thump. Thump.
"Oh no!" Dale gasped as she wrapped her hands around the two new shafts, one in each breast.
Blood oozed over her lower lip as she crumpled. Pfft.
"Ooo!" Marilyn Monroe whined.
She bent slightly and folded her hands on her belly. She kind of smiled as she looked up at Marilyn Maxwell.
"What's so funny? You've just been gutshot."
"They...They got me in the belly button." Marilyn giggled.
Pfft. Pfft. Marilyn Monroe hunched her shoulders as bullets shook her big bosom.
"N-Now that's...that's not funny." Marilyn gasped as she fell to her knees.
Blood poured over her lower lip as she fell to her side. Marilyn Maxwell looked around her at all the dead bodies and let out a sigh. She arched her back and closed her eyes.
"I guess I'm next." said Marilyn.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Yeeee!" screamed Marilyn as her breasts were rocked by bullets.
Marilyn coughed and blood leapt from her lips. Her eyes rolled upward as she fell back and lay bent back across her namesake's belly.