Posted by The Panther on June 07, 2004 at 04:37:13:
Our story begins on a sun drenched beach in the south of France. The white sands were virtually empty because this was a private beach, there were however two towels lying side by side almost in the very center of the beach. On one towel dressed in a white bikini lay lovely Jenna Bush. Beside her on the other towel dressed in a skimpy green bikini lay the elegant and beautiful Madeleine Bernadotte, Princess of Sweden. Jenna rolled over on her side facing Madeleine and propped herself up on her elbow.
"Are you sure we're alone out here? If my Dad ever saw my picture in the paper dressed like this he would kill me." asked Jenna.
"Relax, this is my private beach. I even have boats out making sure that no papparazzi get in that way. I'm sure my Father would not approve of me getting photographed in a bikini either." answered Madeleine.
A shadow fell over the two bathing beauties and Madeleine adjusted her sunglasses to look up at a man in a crisp white uniform holding a tray.
"You're new here, so I'll forgive you and point out to you that you're blocking our sun." said Madeleine sternly.
There was a faint pop under the tray that the man held. Jenna yelped in pain when an explosion shook her rounded belly.
"Ms. Bush!" gasped Madeleine when she saw a bullet hole just above Jenna's navel.
"You promised you would call me Jenna." gasped the pretty blonde as she folded her hands on her belly.
Madeleine's bright blue eyes widened when she heard the gun cock again. She looked up and saw the silencer pointed at her own belly.
"Don't you know who we are?" asked Madeleine defiantly.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. The Princess twisted in agony as bullets cut a straight line from her waist up to the middle of her gut.
"Wh-what happened to my guards?" gasped Madeleine.
"You should hire better people, Princess. Right now their in the middle of a bidding war to decide who gets to screw your dead bodies first." answered the assassin.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Wha!" gasped Jenna as bullets plowed through her big boobs.
She rolled over on her back and stared blankly up at the sky. Madeleine clenched her teeth as she rolled over on her hands and knees. Her legs shook when she finally got to her feet.
"Impressive, but pointless." said the assassin.
"Jenna's dead, and I know I will be soon, but a Princess should die lying flat on her back." answered Madeleine.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Ooh!" gasped Madeleine as she looked down at bullet holes in her boobs.
She fell back and lay bent back across Jenna's belly. Madeleine's belly heaved a couple of times then fell still. A faint trickle of blood came from the right corner of the Princess' mouth and ran down her cheek until it almost reached her eye then stopped. The two pretty blondes were dead.