Posted by LR on August 28, 2003 at 08:50:19:
Zap, Crackle, Pop: Part 3, Conclusion
Product Scout Molly Branch tests four new babe-zappers
PRODUCT REVIEW 4: GIRLSHOCK ELECTROCUTION SET
Manufacturer: Enso Industries
Price: $129.95 street
Girlshock provides decent-quality pelvic inserts and collar, good straps, and a no-nonsense transformer. What sets Girlshock apart is the excellent clamp-on electrode system. The six good-sized clamps use heavy-duty springs that hang on tight, and sharp teeth that bite deep into a girl’s flesh, for maximum hold and conduction.
For my “clamp test” I used an auburn-haired beauty, with incredibly smooth, supple skin, and rather small breasts and nipples. The powerful clamps chomped their steel teeth into the plump, soft areoles and held tight. They also clipped easily to the girl’s moist labia, and just for the heck of it I clamped her earlobes too.
Then I hit her with maximum voltage so her nipples twirled wildly, her head thrashed, and her hips battered the chair. All the clamps held fast until our fried bimbo was one hundred percent dead!
Girlshock Electrocution Set rating: 4 out of 5
ZAP, CRACKLE, POP!
Which of these four home-zapping products should you buy? Depends on how often you plan to fry dolls, and what you want from the experience. The very basic Girl-Zapper is fine for quick occasional executions, but if you want more variation and fun, go for one of the other kits.
Will electrocution put some zing back into your snuff? Sure, if you approach the experience with a positive attitude – and keep a sense of humor.
DOS AND DON’TS OF HOME ELECTROCUTION
DO:
Before you zap your babe, tug hard on all straps and restraints to be sure they’re secure – a healthy young woman can exert incredible force when voltage hits her body.
Keep the girl naked during her electrocution. Lingerie, bondage and fetish garments may look like fun, but they can impede voltage and even cause unwanted fires.
Fasten or insert all “extra” clips, clamps and needles provided by the manufacturer, including nipple, clit, labia, tongue, etc. At household voltages, it’s essential to pass current through as much of the victim’s body as possible.
Belt the wired posts securely inside the girl’s cunt and rectum. On home equipment, they’re prone to wriggle out of the pelvis.
Administer a thorough and deep enema just prior to execution. A beautiful woman can excrete some pretty un-beautiful materials during her death throes. And even with all the precautions, remember: electrocution can still get messy!
DON’T:
Never fiddle with other execution or torture methods during electrocution. Even garroting with a rubber tube can pass current into your hands while the girl is being zapped.
Don’t stand closer than one meter from a girl while you electrocute her. Even tears and sweat flung from her skin can be hot enough to scald you.
Never fasten the victim to a folding chair, beach chair or similar flimsy seating. Violent muscle contractions can bend or even detach the hinges.
Don’t use a rubber or latex gag to control screaming – stick with the leather or treated plastic provided by the manufacturer. Ordinary latex can melt, and we all know the smell of burnt rubber . . .
Don’t oil or grease the girl’s flesh before electrocution. Extra oils can disable the electrical contacts.