Posted by Kojak on December 10, 2006 at 21:44:28:
Janet Nuckers was a hottie. She plyed her trade in selling her bootie whilst darning socks for foo foo zooty, her kat she was, a furry thing, she liked to play & unwravel string. Her name was 'Kat'.
Joe Barns was huffing, he was puffing, Janet was sighing, her vagina was dying, from the repeated assult from Joe's trouser guy, in & out, Kat was playing.
The money was good, the shagging was necessary. The rent was due, the shagging was necessary. It was necessary. Kat understood.
Janet tripped, Santa gasped, he opened his bag & pulled out a flask. Janet said, 'no freebies fat boy & I don't like Jack', Santa replied 'Freebie this U whore'. He pulled out a 1911 Colt .45, one slug went belch & Janet's protests were squelched.
'HO HO HO', Lets put U in my bag, deliver U to Sam, the Kat I'll give to the Mrs......'Ho Ho Ho', he puffed repeatedly on his pipe.....Santa was ripe for a killin tonite. Kojak