Posted by Kojak on July 04, 2000 at 22:47:12:
Motel Hell" part IV (part's I, II & III included so ignore posting below if you wish!) wherein..Kojak gets the room info..Brainiac screws up a simple request, Cruella looks good..Cruella has about had enough dry humping thru my jeans, Brainiac hooks up with a couple titty bar bimbos, someone bites the dust. Cruella has the 1st of multiple orgasms, Kojy & Crue my suffer thru frequent interuptions & Brainy & some bimbos show up..Ilsa is sleepin soundly & the party is about to begin..stay tuned, same bat station, same bat channel!
"Motel Hell"
The sound of a Harley engine broke the silence of the evening as Kojak pulled into the motel. It was late on a Saturday night & he thought of only one thing..Cruella's delicous body. She had arranged to meet him at the "Starlight Motel" a couple weeks ago. Since their correspondence on the Necroboard they had exchanged intimate e-mails for months. Now it was time to finally meet this babe in the flesh. Kojak jumped off his scooter & an old broken down Volkswagon appeared as it turned into the motel. It was Brainiac..Kojak's faithful righthand man & general gopher. Brainiac huffed as he slammed the car door.."what now boss?!" "Now you wipe down all the road grime off my Harley & grab me a beer from the bar while I find out what room Cruella's in" "OK boss!!!" was his enthusiastic reply...Ah such a faithful servant! thought Kojak..not very smart but very hard working & somewhat peculiar but good help is hard to find these days!
As Kojak entered the motel lobby he was greeted by an old white haired hunchbacked lady named Ilsa..."Hello Ms...I am looking for a lady named Cruella..what room is she in" "Acckkk..Jah..that bitch!" The old lady sputtered as she spat some chewing tobacco into a brass spitoon..."She came here like the queen of Sheba..said she had an important meeting with someone named Kojak..das ist du?" "Ya lady..er yavol!..that's me..where's she at?" "In room 101..out the door..3 doors down on the right..no visitors after midnight!..machs schnell!!!!" She barked, as she caressed her chin in an odd manner..."Thanks lady" I turned & exited fast..weird old German broad anyway! Hmmm..could that have been Diane Thorne?..Nah!!!! As I was walking, Brainiac caught up with me..."Boss...they got nude women in the bar down the street..can I go for a while?..I like boobs!!!" "Remember what happened the last time you went to a titty bar!...the locals got all uptight about that body they found in the dumpster!" "I..I know boss, but I promise I will be nice & maybe bring one here to meet you in the room?!" "OK..just be careful..heres $500...use it to entice the babes here! Not to spend on lap dances!" "O...OK boss" "Hey!..where's my beer Brainy?!" Brainiac stopped & turned..a perplexed look on his face..."Ah forget it..Cruella has something to drink (I hope)."
"I hope she as hot as she says she is!" I thought to myself...Suddenly I was there...I approached the door..knocked twice & it opened quickly ("she's an anxious babe" I thought). I was greeted by the most georgous babe..she was dressed all in black with ruby red lipstick..her legs wore black silk stockings with garters topped off with 4 inch black spiked heels & she had on a long black nightgown.."Cruella?" "Yes baby..finally!" She wispered. I went inside, slammed & locked the door & grabbed her by the ass & pulled her close to me" She caressed my bald head as her breasts pushed through the fabric of her gown to squash against my leather jacket...I could feel my dick getting hard already..Kojak was ready to play with this babe.
I held Crue in a long embrace..just feeling her essence. The shape of her breasts, the feel of her hot breath against my neck, her legs rubing up & down against my jeans, her hair brushing against my face...finally after what seemed an eternity (inside joke there Crue...) I stepped back & looked at her. "Crue you look good enough to eat baby." "Well then lets eat" Replied Cure as she opened her gown to reveal split crotch black satin panties..her bush was neatly trimmed & looked tasty. I promptly grabbed her by the shoulders & pushed her gently back onto the bed. As I tasted her labia I saw out of the corner of my eye one of those quarter bed vibrating machines.."well well..lets play the slots baby" Plunk went the quarter & the whole bed started to do a geriatric quake that added a rhythym to my oral culniary delight. Crue was breathing heavily & I could tell she ws reaching orgasm..(the 1st of many I'd wager).."Shit" she cried as her thighs suddenly tensed up.."Damn Crue..I ain't even got little Elvis out of my jeans yet!" "Don't worry Kojy...little "E" is gonna be a happy camper tonight" she purred. I knew she was right & so did little Elvis he responded with a sudden twitch..."OK baby..now it's your turn" Crue obliged & sat up on the bed. I lay down & she helped my get my jeans off.."Damn don't you ever wash these things?!" "Well these are my lucky riding pants & feel lucky tonight!"
Suddenly there came a tapping as if someone gently rapping..rapping at our chamber door (get it? that's Poe!! anyway..I digress). I got up & quickly slipped on my jeans.."Must be Brainiac". As I opened the door, there stood Ilsa...the old huchback lady with the oral tobacco fetish..."Aghhh...it's after midnight & I told you no visitors after midnight!" "Where is that high & mighty strumpet who checked into this room!" Crue came up behind me..her hand grabbing my ass.."What seems to be the problem?" "Dahhh du vohnen ver gut whas ist der problem!!!" "It is after midnight..do I have to call der politzie?!" "Come in mam..perhaps we can pay some extra cash for your inconvenience?" "Vell..OK..but it must be $50 dollars & no less ferstein Zie?! Zehrr Ghut!" "Crue produced the fifty & handed it to the old bag..."Heh heh" She cackled as she turned & headed towards the door, & just as suddenly she headed for the floor. She hit with a crash face down as Crue bent over to retrieve the dagger imbedded in the old lady's back (plus the fifty). "Damn Crue! You wasted that weird old German broad!" "Don't worry Kojy...she won't bother us any more..you got room for 2 on that bike of yours?" "Ya...later, but first lets finish what we started" "Oh baby..you read my mind!"
Meanwhile at the titty bar Brainiac was on his 5th pint of Australian lager..when this blond bimbo stripper approached him.."Hi baby..my names Candy..wanna dance?" "Uhhh ya I do but I have a better deal for you, how about $1000 dollars for you & one of your girl friends to come with me to the Starlight Motel for a little private dancing?" "Oh baby..ya how bout Mindy there? She's about my size & tits just like mine..plastic! ha ha" "Good!..here's the room #..I'll meet you there in about 1 hour?" "Ok baby..we'll be there..got anything to drink there?" Brainiac had a momentary look of perplexion on his face..."Uhh..ya..ya we got lots of drinks" With that Brainiac gave her the $500..assuring her the balance would be their's upon arrival. Proud of himself for such a tricky maneuver with the ladies, Brainiac hurridly finished his beer & quickly puttered down the dark dirt road that connected the strip club to the motel.
Back in room 101 Crue was again trying to get Kojak's jeans off..this time with the old lady propped uncomfortably into the recliner in the corner, a blanket thrown over her as if she were snoozing from too much activity at such an old age (the only difference was the absence of the requisite snoring that always seems to accompany old ladies when they sleep) she sure looked peaceful tho. Little Elvis was starting to stir again & Cruella wasted no time swallowing the whole massive length (well about 6 1/2 inches OK? hence little Elvis, gimme a break!). I groaned with pleasure & thanked Bog & all his holy angels for sending me such a delectable devotska as Crue. Suddenly another knock on the door. "God damn it!" I shouted..this time not getting off the bed.."Who the fuck is it?!" "DEah..it's me boss..let me in..quick!" "Shit it's Brainiac" "Brainaic!" Shouted Crue..that turd who can't even finish a story?" "Don't let him in here!" "I got too..he was sent on a mission."
End of part III..What will happen gang..will Crue get another orgasm? Will little "E" get to shake his Pelvis? Will Brainiac get to have some fun? Will the 2 bimbo's get their just desserts for being stupid airheaded fuck toys?! Stay tuned...Oh & what about the old lady? The plot thickens!!!!!
Part IV
As I opened the door Bainiac lurched in weezing..."Got the broads boss..on their way in about 45 minutes...need some drinks for them..I.don't have any money cause..." "Ya ya go down down to the 7-11 & buy some beer..no shoe shine specials! & take your time!" "uhhh OK..who's the old broad?" "Nevermind..I'll explain later..now get goin!" "deiuhhh..OK boss.." "Hey..is that Cruella?!" "Ya it's me" she replied from the bed..."so your Brainiac eh? The one who can't get inspired to write a simple fuckin story!" "YA? well you called me a loser to ya know & I was just kiddin when I conceded..I was laughing!..It's true..then you went & got mean on me!" "I uh...well..lost interest..no inspiration..you shoulda been more sexy to me...Kojy says you still like me..do you?" "Well..(fingers tapping..wrinkling eye brows...an in joke there Crue)..I suppose so..just don't piss me off tonight!" "OK Crue..I ...I like you..you have a nice body! "..At that he giggled, turned & huffed out to the VW.."Brainy is OK..he is a little weird that's all Crue." "Never mind that..we gotta get it on before he & them Bimbos show up!" I turned..looked at Crue & jumped onto her & the bed! As we kissed I again had to get my damn pants off...finally Elvis was ready to rock n roll & I proceeded to impale my shaft all the way into Crue's warm tight love lips...Oh it felt so good..I was in heaven..but feeling a little uneasy as Ilsa watched us with staring eyes & a not too approving look on her face..."She gives me the creeps baby" "Forget that Teutonic titwillow..she's done griping chewing & spitting!" "Now give me my orgasm baby!"
Meanwhile..Brainy had the beer, & was driving back when he spotted the 2 bimbo's walking along the dirt road..screeching to a halt he opened the passenger side door.."Get in..it's not far." They looked puzzled until Candy recognized him.."Oh it's you..OK let's get this party goin? Got the drinks?" "Ya I got beer, wine coolers & some potato chips...I like potato chips..do you?" "Huh?..Ya I like chips baby.." Candy looked at Mindy & they both started to giggle, then they were wispering to one another & giggling some more.."Duuieuhh..whats so funny?" "Oh nothin..it's just that I hope you ain't gonna eat chips then eat us!" They both laughed.."Huh?" was Brainiacs reply as he jammed the VW into 1st & screeched off into the night...
Crue was clutching the sheets & screaming..Kojak had been pumping her like an oil rig for about 20 minutes..sweat rolling off his back..finally she grabbed his back & ran her nails along his spine.."Oh that feels so good Kojy..." "Damn right it does!" Crue was enveloped in waves of pleasure..her eyes rolled up into her head & she grabbed Kojak..sinking her tongue deep into his mouth..."I'm coming..ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Just then there was another knock on the door.."Damn..time already?" Kojak was on the verge of orgasm himself but thought it best to zip it & wait..pulling his pants back on..he stepped to the door. Unlocking it he stepped back "Common in!" At that in stepped Brainy & the 2 bimbettes & the alcohol..."Oh good, I could use me a drink..good work Brainy..& good work on the women too!" he exclaimed..Yes indeed..Candy & Mindy were looking good...even Crue noticed & had a few fleeting thoughts about what painful pleasures these 2 could provide. "Hey, I'm Candy & this is Mindy...we gonna have a party?" "Ya baby..sit down..have a drink." "Say who's that old lady sleeping in the chair?" "Oh thats..uh thats Crue's uh Cruella's maid" "She always goes with her..she's hard of hearing..sleeping, don't worry about her...by the way this is Cruella." "Nice to meet you girls I'm sure..sit here on the bed with me..hope you don't mind we were having a little party before you got here!" "Ya I can tell!" replied Candy.."well the nights young..only 1:30 in the morning..where's the beer?!" I grinned as I looked at Crue...young indeed I thought..lot's of time for fun & games..
OK gang...end of part IV. What should we do with these 2 bimbos Crue? Let me know!. Also Cheryl must suffer for her insolence to me of late..I wonder what part she will play? Hmm she better be nice to me..."I love ya baby!" Kojak