Posted by Israeli guy on December 19, 2006 at 09:34:58:
Sally wanted to kill a bitch. She always gets horny after looking at pictures of our past accomplishments.
"Oh God, that little blonde we stabbed last year ..." she said excited while fingering her cunt, "... the way we pushed the knife in together. That was so memorable fun and romantic. We need to do someone like her again ... Honey ?"
I was hoping she'd just get an orgasm and forget about it, but it didn't happen.
"Look Sal, why is it that every time you open up this album, we have to go out and snuff someone. I think we're getting too old for this stuff. It's not as fun as it used to be."
"Oh come on," She says, even more confident after my little speech. "It's you that always enjoyed snuffing the occasional girl. I started to like it because you did."
"I don't know," I said feeling very tired all of a sudden. "It's just not as fun as it used to be."
"Well you have to make up your mind !" She sounds annoyed now. "We hardly do anything fun anymore. In order to have a meaningful relationship ..."
I knew where that was going so I said "Alright, alright !". We went out and shot a few bitches. Only then I was able to get some sleep.