Posted by Ded Bob on January 21, 2000 at 06:31:25:
Anyone ever seen a purple dino?? Ever seen a purple dino that you wanna make extinct? Bring back T-Rex.
The Barney Song
Here's some news, Barney's dead
A big T-Rex chewed off his head
His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground
Everything's quiet in Barney Town
Baby Bop, she's dead too
Sank into some tar-pit goo
As the tar-oil stole her breath
Brought new meaning to Black Death
Here's the bestest news of all
Those Stepford children big and small
Their painful death's not far away
They're all smoking a pack a day.
Nice childe stuff, right? Not much of a pearl though. Gotta think of something better. Takes time even for ...
Ded Bob
The Ripper-X version:
"I Love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV.
With a hug an a kiss, from him, to me, to you!
Don't let Barney screw you too!"
- Rip