Posted by DEATH (Pontifex Necrosis Imperium) on February 06, 1999 at 21:45:15:
Truth is ladies and gentlemen you are all gonna
leave that smelly and uncomfortable confines of
your mortal flesh and discover that death is just
the end of the beginning. Whether it comes by accident
or you just decide at one point that life is full
of bad things that you cannot control and you might
just go and visit your local appliance store for a good
nylon rope to make yourself a nice noose and leave this sinful
world defying the laws of gravity.
I must also inform you that your dead body is still a great work
of art to be examined and admired by artists and medical
students who on occasion when no one is watching, kiss the
beautiful female corpse on the lips and feel great.
Millions of people have died. I lilled them because I am DEATH
after all. God, I love my job you know ? Won't trade it to all
the Cuban Cigars and all tea in China.
Ladies, please kiss me. Gentlemen, shake my hand.
I velcome you to the certain future, which however distant,
will have the same result. YOU ALL SHALL DIE.
But look at the bright side, I 'll be around and keep you
company, and tell you all the wonderful stories about all
who went before you to God's own, private and special Disneyland,
called HEAVEN.
DEATH