Bad Childe Story

It seems that this guy really wanted to kill someone. He really, really did. But he was crazy maybe also cause he talked too much with fairy. That cause the name of that fairy was Fairy Nuff and he thinked that when he wanted to kill that it was Fairy Nuff for him to do it to her or it or whatever he thinked he was going to kill.

But then fairies aren’t so good (or maybe they are really, really, really bad) if they think of killing things even if things are people. Maybe that is ok cause I like fairy tales and those are nice many times. I likes it when Cinder Ella kills her wicked mommie and sisters by getting them hangeded lots and that’s a fairy story that I know and not the only one that gots lotsa killings in em. No, fairy tales are not all bad. But they maybe do not talk with people either. It can be confusing for a Childe person sometimes.

Yet when you think of talking with the Fairy Nuff, maybe you should be careful and ask if he’s a gay fairy or just needs to work out more. I think he bounces on a tramp that is lean though I’m not sure maybe. So maybe the Fairy Nuff really is evil and not so nice as in fairy tales.

So the guy really wanted to kill this girl he seen in a bedroom window. I don’t know what she was doing in a bedroom window. Maybe she was gonna jump down head first. But if she did that, the guy would not do killing stuff and so I wouldn’t understand what I don’t understand anyways. I know the guy thinked the girl was an ‘it’ and not a person. That’s the way cereal killers do maybe. Or maybe I need to talk with the Fairy Nuff except he won’t talk with me cause I’m a Childe person and he’s got problems with a too too and voting I think cause he’s slipping on his ballot. Or maybe that’s really ballot slipperies. I don’t know and don’t care.

The guy was real strange cause he had a beard after he shaved every day. But that might be because the moon was up at noon but didn’t go to bed mostly. Or maybe it was real strange down where he lived near the cold water of the stream which he made sometimes into the toilet maybe. But the guy slept in the daytime but in the night would look in the windows to see if girls were not wearing much if he could find them and if the windows were unlocked and it was chili so he could put his chili rooster in the window of the girl. I’m not sure about that either but it had something to do with cold cockadoodal doo that might bee poop or might not. He wanted to put his cold rooster inside where she went to pea though I think but didn’t know how when all he had to do was open the window and put the rooster in and didn’t got to kill either one. But it gets confusing when I think that.

The girl was maybe not wearing much but I don’t know about that cause I kept my eyes closed when that was because it was like in the circus when the people on the tramp went up high to the top of the tent and got a tramp with ease that they could swing and not fall down even though there was a Tramp O’Line (maybe an Irish guy) under em so that if they peaed he’d get wet or pooped on. I don’t know but I closed my eyes cause I didn’t wanna see anyone pea on Mr. O’Line.

Then one day or night when it was sunny or maybe rainy with a moon out and stars but with lotsa clouds and lightning bolts that weren’t made by rockets that would have gone outside of the Earth to make an Orb It so to maybe take him to the Moon unless he wanted to go to Mars that’s red but not like if he had stabbed the girl which he didn’t, he finally decided to go into the house and find her and make her naked if she wasn’t or maybe catch her in the bathroom making baths outta little guys called Bath Matts. Or maybe she was covered in Mittons which are lotsa muttons I think.

The man goes into the house and doesn’t see the Fairy Nuff cause the Fairy Nuff was in Visable which isn’t but is at the same time. I think he was dressed in a too too with glass slipperies cause he was a fairy godfather but had to be careful because some Core Le Own family wanted to shoot him with machine guns at maybe a told booth which was on the high way but it wasn’t free. Did I tell you that TV was confusing also? Well it is.

So the man goes inside the house and not outside cause he didn’t have a ladder and couldn’t climb one anyway cause of his Fairy Nuff glass slipperies. Maybe that was why the girl saw him and screamed when he got into the room where she was with the open window that was really open because she was sitting on it’s sill. Or maybe she was sitting on her still. I don’t know. But the man comes at her and wants to put a knife in her tummy by using a tummy gun. The tummy gun didn’t have bullets but did have finger nails so it was different than a tommy gun so he didn’t have to steal one from Tommy to make the gun to put a knife in her Tommy place. But as he got to her with a blunt gun with a sharp point, she slipped the silly sill and falls down. I think that because she liked sills her name was Beaverly. The man did mention her nickname might have been Beaverlay but he was confused also which was ok because so was I because she was also and I’m not sure if she was too smart anyway because she was soooo old and still on a sill. She had to be old because she might have been eighteen or eighty. And she did seem to like animals because she had a pony tail and some pig’s tails which means she like her pork but she wasn’t fat either which meant she liked to die a lot because she did dye it but maybe that was her hair.

That was when she fell away from the Beaverlay sill and almost went to the ground head first except her pony fig tails got caught in the window and fell off so that she did a lots of flips before she flopped to the ground and broke her crown which didn’t fit anyways. But then her clothes didn’t fit too good either because she popped out of them a lot.

Then the guy tried to grab her but only got her pony pig tails and fell down after her which meant that his name was Jack Off since he said that once also maybe sometime. But I don’t think he was after a pale of water because she had a pony tail and her pony bucked so she was off and on the pony which made her the pale rider sometimes. Or maybe she liked the pony a bit too much because they finally found her dead under the pony and the pony and her had a smile. But the guy didn’t because he couldn’t fit into anything because he said the pigs had the pig tails covered. But then I don’t know about that either because I’m just a lil Childe person.

I hope you licked my story very not because it’s different and not rite even though I don’t do rites no more because the last time was not a rite thing nor a rung thing cause I didn’t play with any bells because I can’t clap her that good because she had a dog and a pony and a show.

Bye, Bye,

Childe