Posted by The Black Knight on August 09, 20010 at 14:09:29:
Ten women stood on an isolated beach. Around the beach and out in the
waves were cameras and several crews preparing to film a scene from a
movie. They were Alicia Witt, Britney Spears, Charmi Kaur, Christina
Cox, Jennifer O'Dell, Katy Perry, Kirstie Alley, Marisol Nichols, Shania
Twain, and Zoe Saldana.
"Note to self, fire agent when I get home. I hate horror movies so why did he sign me up for this stinker." said Britney.
"Oh we're just the first scene Britney, no one will even care." said Katy.
"Action" shouted the director.
Shump.
"Oh no! Oh please no!" gasped Christina as she looked down at an arrow in the middle of her washboard stomach.
Shump.
Shump. Christina spun around as arrows hit her big tits. The
brunette fell flat on her back with her eyes wide and blood trickling
from the corner of her mouth. Shump.
"Oooossshh!" gasped Alicia as an arrow slid into her round navel.
Her
eyes widened as she gasped for air. Shump. Shump. Alicia hunched her
shoulders as arrows slid into her big boobs. She slid to her knees,
then fell to her side. Shump.
"Awwwh God!" screamed Katy as an arrow slid into her round little belly.
Shump.
Shump. Katy clenched her teeth as arrows pierced her huge tits.
Blood squirted between her teeth as she fell to her side and rolled over
on her back. Shlock. Charmi's big brown eyes widened as a thrown
spear slid into her huge navel. Shump. Shump.
"Yeeeeeeee!" spat Charmi as arrows buried themselves in her huge tits. Blood ran from her full lips as she fell back.
"I don't know who's doing this flick, but the special effects are great. Those look like real arrow hits." said Jennifer.
"That's because they are real, you dumb blonde bimbo. We've been set up to be slaughtered." hissed Britney.
Shump.
"Aaoooohhhh!" screamed Jennifer as an arrow slid into her round navel.
Shump. Shump.
"Blaaaahh!" spat Jennifer as she looked down at arrows in her big tits.
Her
eyes rolled upward as she crumpled. Shump. Shump. Shump. Arrows hit
Shania in her navel, the pit of her stomach, then the middle of her
belly.
"Ohhh! Ah! Ooohh!" screamed Shania as she stiffened.
Realizing she had been prodded into the lyrics of one of her songs she started to continue:
"Man, I feel like..." began Shania.
Shump. Shump. Shania grimaced as arrows pierced her big boobs.
"...I've been fucked!" moaned Shania as she fell.
Shump.
"Oh dammit!" screamed Zoe as she jerked back with an arrow in her belly button.
Shump. Shump. Zoe groaned as she took two more arrows in her long lean belly. Shump. Shump.
"yaaaahh!" screamed Zoe as she was knocked off her feet by arrows hitting her tits.
Shump.
"Ohhh shoooo!" screamed Marisol as an arrow slid into her quarter sized navel.
Shump. Marisol grimaced as an arrow hit the middle of her toned gut. She stumbled and fell to her knees.
"D-Damn. I work out too much!" gasped. Marisol
Shump.
Shump. Marisol shook her head as she looked down at arrows in her big
boobs. Blood poured over her lower lip as she fell to her side.
Britney and Kirstie watched as a man in scuba gear walked up onto the
beach. As he got near them he pulled a trident off his back.
"Awwh dang!" grunted Britney as he slid the three points into her soft belly, putting the middle on in her big navel.
Britney
began to twitch and her eyes rolled upward. As she gagged a bloody
foam came from her lips and the diver let her fall back as the poison on
the trident had done it's job and killed the singer.
"Oh come on
now, why would you want to kill the fat girl?" asked Kirstie as she let
her wrap fall to the bloody beach showing she was wearing a bikini like
the rest.
Shlock. Kirstie's eyes bulged as a spear slid easily into
her big belly. Shlock. Kirstie grimaced as another spear was pushed
into her huge belly button.
"Son of a bitch! You said I could watch!" gasped Kirstie.
"You did watch, now you have to pay the price for your voyeurism." said the man in the scuba gear.
He backed up and pulled out two wet crossbows. Shump. Shump.
"Nooooohhhhhhh!" screamed Kirstie as she fell back with arrows buried in her huge boobs.
Ten
beautiful young women lay on the beach, bloody and dead as the camera
crews moved on to the next location, leaving them to be found by some
unlucky passerby.