Posted by The Black Knight on March 28, 2000 at 08:23:26:
March 28th found Reba McEntire on stage, where she was most of the year. The vivacious red head wore a skin tight light pink dress, which showed every curve in her marvelous body. Her manager smiled as Reba danced across the stage.
"I hope I look that good when I turn 45." she commented to no one in particular.
As the show ended Reba took her bows and walked back toward the dressing room.
"I'm sure they have something cooked up for me in my dressing room, but I will make them wait a while." Reba said with a cute smile as she walked toward the back of the auditorium.
Reba hardly noticed as her ankle hit a trip wire backstage. Her bright blue eyes widened as she saw a plank swinging toward her.
"Ooof!" Reba grunted as the board smacked into her across the center of her belly.
She hadn't noticed the nails driven through the board, that was until she felt them in her guts. Her eyelids fluttered as poison on the nails began to take effect.
"Oh oh ooohh!" Reba moaned as she slumped over the board.
She hung there draped over the board like yesterday's laundry swinging slightly over a pool of her own blood. Reba was dead.