Posted by The Black Knight on March 08, 2000 at 15:33:26:
Kathy Ireland walked onto the beach out of the rolling surf outside her southern California home. The brunette jade eyed bombshell was many things from a shrewd businesswoman to one of the world's top models and she knew that most of her sucess had come from her looks. At thirty seven and a mother of two Kathy was doing everything she could to keep in shape, which included the two mile ocean swim that she had just completed. Her blue bikini was only at the minimum to keep with the standards of the day but allow her to glide through the water without that much effort. She pushed her long hair out of her face and wiped her eyes as she walked up toward her home. She jogged up onto her patio with a slight smile on her face. She dipped her feet in a bucket of water to get the sand off of them and walked around her pool to the sliding glass door, not knowing what awaited her inside. She leaned her hand on the door for a few minutes catching her breath. She admired her reflection in the glass, watching the muscles in her belly as it rippled with each gasp. She slid the door open and took a step back with an audible gasp. Her green eyes widened and her whole body stiffened as she jerked to her full height. Andrea Parker stood leaning back on Kathy's bar. Andrea's tight blue blouse and short green skirt showed off a body that some had compared to Kathy's and some had said was in even better shape. Andrea's presence, her shapely form, or the fact that she was leaning against her bar didn't bother Kathy, it was the 38 in Andrea's right hand leveled on Kathy's heaving belly. Kathy glanced over at a calender on the wall. The first seven days of March had been marked off and the 8th day was circled.
"Oh come on, Andrea isn't it, you can't kill me today. It's my birthday." Kathy said.
Andrea's lips turned up in a cold wicked smile.
"Mine too." Andrea said as she snapped off three shots.
"Ooooohhhh!" Kathy screamed as she bent stiffly and stumbled back out the door.
Andrea smiled as she saw the wounds, one on either side of Kathy's navel and one just below her navel. Kathy looked up at Andrea and shook her head.
"Why did it have to be in the gut?" Kathy asked plaintively.
Two more shots and Kathy jerked back with an unintelligible shriek of agony. Andrea almost laughed as she watched blood pour from a bullet hole above Kathy's navel and from her navel. Kathy was almost at the edge of her pool, but she hadn't noticed. Andrea's eyes narrowed as she took careful aim. Two quick pops and Kathy's eyes snapped open wide as bullets hit her large breasts.
"Noooooo!" Kathy screamed as she raised her hands and fell back into her pool.
She floated back up to the top with her eyes rolled back in her head and floated aimlessly in chlorinated water. Andrea lowered her gun and laughed.
"That was a fun birthday present. I'm glad you suggested it." Andrea said as she looked back at the house.
Shok. Andrea's eyes closed tightly as she was bent by a spear pushed into the middle of her tight belly.
"No...not me!" Andrea gasped.
Blood bubbled from Andrea's full lips as the spear twisted around in her guts.
"Uuuullhkkhhh!"Andrea gagged as she fell back into the pool.
The two birthday girls floated side by side, murdered on their birthday.