Posted by The Black Knight on April 14, 2000 at 20:47:37:
Location: Los Angeles CA
Date: April 14
Time 11:45 P.M.
A weary Sarah Michelle Gellar stood in her home. The spacious over priced villa was littered with the trappings of a party, but then it was Sarah's birthday and several of her friends had come to help her celebrate it. Of those friends, only Alyson Hannigan remained in Sarah's house.
"Thanks for helping me clean up this mess." Sarah said over her shoulder to the lovely red head.
"No problem, besides Sarah I wanted to see you open my presents." Alyson said.
Sarah's big green eyes narrowed as she smiled in delight. Alyson cleared off a table and set two boxes on it.
"This one first." Alyson said as she pointed to the larger box with her famous impish grin gracing her face.
Sarah opened the box and pulled out a metal hook about six inches long from the curve to the handle. A stunned look came over her face as she lay the hook down on top of the box.
"I don't know exactly how to take it." Sarah said
Alyson wrapped her slender fingers around the handle and picked it up.
"You're suppose to take it up the gut." Alyson said as she stepped toward Sarah.
Sarah's big green eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her head as her body shook in pain and shock. Alyson and rammed the point of the hook into Sarah's belly just above her navel.
"Alyson...why?" Sarah managed to croak.
"Simple jealousy I suppose. I'm getting sick of living in your shadow." Alyson said with a smile.
She giggled as she pulled up on the handle, raking the point around in Sarah's innards. Sarah stood on her toes and let out a gurgle as she felt the pressure in her bowels. Alyson opened the other box and pulled out a double barreled pearl handled derringer.
"This one if for me I'm afraid. I've always wondered how would those big boobs of yours shake when a bullet hits them?" Alyson asked.
"Oh you wouldn't!" Sarah gasped.
"I just hooked you like a fish worm, what makes you think I won't plug you?" Alyson asked.
The slight crack of the small weapon was hardly noticeable, but the blood stain on Sarah's blouse and the agony on her face was as her large right breast shook from the impact.
"That was cute, let's try it again."
Another crack and Sarah's left breast jerked. Sarah opened her mouth to speak, but found that her collapsing lungs would not allow that luxury. In seconds her mouth filled with blood and she found herself no longer able to stand. Alyson giggled again as Sarah fell to her side strangling on her own blood. the last thing Sarah saw was the impish grin of her murderer.