Posted by The Black Knight on November 03, 2005 at 21:09:31:
Thirty two young women stood in a large square room with the floor painted in a black and white checkerboard pattern. On one side of the room dressed in white bikinis and each standing on one square were Daisy Fuentes, Tina Fey, Jennifer Garner, Paris Hilton, Mariska Hargitay, Nicky Hilton, Salma Hayek, Kathy Ireland, Heather Kozar, Jewel, Ali Larter, Jennifer Lopez, Traci Lords, Jenny McCarthy, Mercedes McNab, and Poppy Montgomery. On the other side of the room dressed in black bikinis were Christina Aguilera, Jessica Alba, Patricia Arquette, Alyssa Beckerman, Brooke Burns, Caprice, Catherine Bell, Thora Birch, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Connelly, Lacey Chabert, Amy Dumas, Eliza Dushku, Hilary Duff, Jamie Dantzscher, and Carmen Electra all standing on individual squares. The two groups stood facing each other along the first two rows on each side. Besides their bikinis each woman had a dagger strapped to their right thighs.
"Welcome ladies to the first game of this kind in over two hundred years, a human chess game. Prepare to make the moves as you are directed. The punishment for failing to do so will be a long and tortureous death." a voice said over a loud speaker over head.
"White King's Knight Pawn move forward one space."
Mercedes McNab hesitated then stepped forward.
"Black Queen's Pawn move forward two spaces."
Amy Dumas stepped forward two squares.
"White King's Bishop to G2"
Jennifer Garner took a step over diagonally.
"Black King's Pawn move forward two spaces."
Eliza Dushku stepped up beside Amy Dumas.
"White Queen's Knight Pawn move forward one space"
Jewel stepped foward one space.
"Black King's Knight move to F6."
Alyssa Beckerman stepped forward two spaces, then over to her right one.
"White Queen's Bishop to B2."
Nicky Hilton shook her head as she stepped over one space diagonally.
"Black King's Bishop move to D6"
Patricia Arquette stepped behind Amy Dumas..
"White King's Rook Pawn move forward one."
Poppy Montgomery moved forward.
"Black King and Black King's Rook Castle."
Christina Aguilera stepped over to her left two spaces while Brooke Burns walked around her to move to her right two spaces.
"White Queen's Rook Pawn step forward one space."
Heather Kozar stepped foward one space.
"Black Queen's Bishop move to E6."
Caprice stepped over beside Patricia Arquette and behind Eliza Dushku.
"White Queen's pawn move forward one space."
Jennier Lopez stepped forward one space.
"Black Queen's Bishop Pawn move forward two spaces."
Lacey Chabert looked nervous as she walked forward beside Amy Dumas.
"White King's Pawn forward one."
Traci Lords stepped foward.
"Black Queen's Knight to C6."
Catherine Bell stepped behind Lacey and beside Patricia Arquette.
"White Queen's Knight to D2."
Salma Hayek walked over behind Jennifer Lopez and in front of Tina Fey.
"White King's Pawn forward one."
Traci Lords stepped foward one space facing Eliza Dushku.
"Black Queen's Knight Pawn forward two spaces."
Jennifer Connelly stepped forward two spaces on the board beside Lacey.
"White King's Knight to E3."
Paris Hilton stepped over beside Salma Hayek and in front of Daisy Fuentes.
"Black Queen's Rook Pawn forward one."
Tyra Banks stepped foward one space.
"White King's Bishop Pawn foward two."
Jenny McCarthy whimpered a little as she moved forward two.
"Black Queen to C7."
Jessica Alba moved to her left one space diagonally.
"White King's Bishop Pawn forward one space."
Jenny McCarthy was nearly in tears as she stepped foward directly in front of Alyssa Beckerman and beside Eliza Dushku.
"Black Queen's Bishop to C8."
Caprice smiled as she returned to original position on the board.
"White King's Knight Pawn forward one."
Mercedes McNab took one step forward.
"Black King's Knight to D7."
Alyssa Beckerman walked over beside Jessica Alba.
"White King's Knight Pawn forward one."
Mercedes McNab stepped foward again.
"Black King's Bishop Pawn foward one."
Hilary Duff stepped forward one space in front of Jenny McCarthy.
"White King's Knight Pawn forward one."
Mercedes McNab took a deep breath then moved forward one space beside Hilary and in front of Jamie Dantzscher.
"Black King's Rook Pawn to G6."
Carmen Electra shuddered as she took a step over diagonally to where Mercedes McNab stood.
"But she's here." Carmen protested.
"Then draw your dagger and remove her."
Carmen's hand's trembled as she pulled out her dagger.
"Oh God no!" Mercedes screamed.
Carmen lay her hand on Mercedes' shoulder and drove her dagger up under Mercedes' rib cage.
"Oooohhhh!" Mercedes screamed as she drew to her full height.
Blood dribbled over her lower lip as Carmen removed the dagger. Mercedes sank to the floor and lay motionless.
"Step off the square Ms. Electra."
Carmen stepped back and the square opened like a trap door dropping Mercedes' body below. The square came back and Carmen stepped back on her new conquest.
"White King's Bishop Pawn to G6."
"Awh Fuck!" Carmen spat as Jenny McCarthy drew her dagger.
"Sorry sugar." Jenny said in a fake southern drawl.
With one quick motion Jenny slit Carmen's belly from her rib cage to her waist.
"Oh you bitch." Carmen gasped.
Blood poured over Carmen's lower lip as her bowels poured out of her belly. Carmen fell over her own guts as Jenny stepped off the square. The trap door opened and closed and Jenny resumed the square.
"Black Queen's Knight to E7."
Catherine Bell walked over beside Alyssa Beckerman.
"White King's Rook Pawn foward one space."
Poppy Montgomery moved foward one space.
"Black Queen's Knight to G6."
"Oh no!" Jenny McCarthy gasped.
Catherine Bell drew her dagger as she walked over to Jenny. Jenny's eyes widened as Catherine shoved the knife with all her strength into Jenny's large left breast.
"Oh!" Jenny gulped as she fell back off the dagger.
Catherine stepped back and let Jenny's body fall into the trap door and then claims the square.
"White King's Rook Pawn forward one space."
Poppy Montgomery moved foward one space.
"Black Queen's Knight to E7."
Catherine Bell walked back to the space beside Alyssa Beckerman.
"White King's Bishop to F3."
Jennifer Garner walked over one space diagonally.
"Black Queen's Bishop to B7."
Caprice stepped forward diagonally beside Jessica Alba.
"White King's Rook over one space."
Mariska Hargitay took one step over to her right.
"Black King's Bishop Pawn forward one."
Hilary Duff took one step forward beside Eliza Dushku.
"White King's Rook Pawn forward one."
Poppy Montgomery made another pace forward.
"Black King's Knight Pawn forward one."
Jamie Dantzscher took a step forward.
"White King's Rook one space to the left."
Mariska Hargitay returned to her original position.
"Black King to H7."
Christina Aguilera stepped over diagonally in front of Poppy.
"White King's Knight to G3."
Paris Hilton took one space foward and two spaces to her left.
"Black King's Bishop Pawn one step forward."
Hilary Duff stepped foward beside Traci Lords.
"White King's Knight to E2."
Paris Hilton moved back in front of Daisy Fuentes.
"Black Queen's Knight to E7."
Catherine Bell moved to her left two spaces and back one space beside Brooke Burns.
"White Queen's Bishop pawn forward two spaces."
Ali Larter walked forward two spaces.
"Black Queen's Knight to H6."
"Oh dear Lord no!" Poppy screamed.
Catherine Bell drew her already bloody knife as she walked toward Poppy.
"Don't please!" Poppy whimpered.
Catherine eased the knife into Poppy's trim belly and the blonde's eyes widened.
"That's not fatal." Poppy whined.
"It is when you do this." Catherine said as she turned the knife around Poppy's belly button.
"Aaaaagghh!" Poppy screamed as she bent over.
Catherine lay her hand on Poppy's shoulder and drove her knife up under Poppy's left breast.
"In case that first one isn't that one is." Catherine said with a sadistic smile.
Poppy's eyelids fluttered as she fell. Catherine waited on Poppy's body to be dumped then claimed her new square.
"White Queen's Bishop Pawn to B5."
Ali Larter drew her dagger as she walked up to Jennifer Connelly smiling.
"Do it and get it over with you little blonde bimbo." Jennifer sighed.
Ali lay the tip of her dagger against Jennifer's massive left breast.
"I don't have the strength to do it." Ali said softly.
As Ali pushed Jennifer took a step forward, driving the point into her heart. Jennifer's blue eyes widened and she managed a faint:
"Oh!"
as she fell back. Ali waited on Jennifer's body to fall and the square to rise before she claimed her new position.
"Black Queen's Rook Pawn to B5."
"Awwh Fuck." Ali screamed.
Tyra Banks sighed as she drew her dagger. Tyra smiled as she drove the point of her dagger into Ali's waist and pushed it up into Ali's rounded belly.
"Oh you dirty little bitch!." Ali gasped as she folded over.
Tyra pulled Ali's dagger off her thigh and grabbed a handful of Ali's blonde hair. Tyra pulled Ali's head back.
"Not with my own dagger." Ali gasped.
With one swift motion Tyra slit Ali's throat. Tyra let Ali fall on her side where she flopped for a few seconds before she lay still. The square fell and dropped Ali's body then Tyra claimed her new space.
"White King's Bishop to G4."
Jennifer Garner moved up one space diagonally to her left beside Hilary Duff.
"Black King over one space.
Christina Aguilera stepped over to her left one space behind Jamie Dantzscher.
"White King's Bishop to E6."
Jennifer Garner moved up beside Patricia Arquette.
"Black Queen's Bishop Pawn forward one space."
Lacey Chabert burst into tears as she stepped foward.
"I know what's going to happen, just get it over with quick." Lacey whimpered.
"White Queen's Knight Pawn to C4."
Jewel flashed a warm gentle smile as she stepped up to Lacey.
"I'm sorry kid." Jewel whispered.
Lacey's eyes bulged as Jewel slid her dagger into Lacey's big belly button.
"How is that quick?" Lacey protested.
Jewel jerked the knife upward, ripping Lacey's belly open.
"Had to ask." Lacey gasped as her guts fell at her feet.
Lacey crumpled and lay motionless. Jewel waited for the tile to come back up before she claimed her square.
"Black King's Knight to C5."
Alyssa Beckerman smiled slightly as she stepped onto the square in front of Jewel.
"White King's Bishop to D5."
Jennifer Garner stepped into the square beween Alyssa Beckerman and Eliza Dushku.
Black King's Knight to C3."
Alyssa Beckerman shook her head as she drew her knife and walked toward Jennifer Lopez.
"Oh no!" Jennifer gasped as she turned to run.
Alyssa shoved her knife into Jennifer's back beside her left shoulder blade.
"Ooohh!" Jennifer shrieked as she arched her back.
Jennifer fell on her belly and didn't move. Alyssa retrieved her dagger before Jennifer's body was dumped.
"Check on White King."
Daisy Fuentes moved over to her right one space.
"Black King's Knight to B2."
"Oh shit!" Nicky Hilton gasped as Alyssa walked toward her.
"Nicky No!" Paris Hilton screamed from across the board.
Alyssa stuck her dagger in at the top of Nicky's white bikini bottom and jerked it up to Nicky's sternum.
"And they said I had no guts." Nicky quipped as she watched her entrails spill out around her feet.
Nicky crumpled and lay over her own bowels. Alyssa waited until the tile came back up before she stepped onto it.
"White Queen to C2."
Tina Fey moved up one space diagonally beside Salma Hayek.
"Black King's Knight to C4."
"Dammit." Jewel cried as Alyssa walked up to her.
Alyssa smiled as she drove her knife into Jewel's big deep navel.
"Oh God I didn't know it hurt this bad." Jewel gasped as she tried to bend over.
Alyssa lay her hand on Jewel's shoulder to keep her from bending as she drew the dagger out. Alyssa's hand was a blur as she pushed the dagger first into Jewel's right breast, then her left.
"Aaack!" Jewel spat as she hunched her shoulders.
Blood dribbled over Jewel's lower lip as she fell. Alyssa stepped back and let the body fall before she stepped onto C4.
"White King's Bishop to C4."
Jennifer Garner drew her dagger as she stepped up to Alyssa.
"No you can't. I have too much blood on my hands, you can't." Alyssa pleaded.
Jennifer smiled as she drove her dagger into Alyssa's round belly above her navel. Alyssa grimaced and tried to bend as Jennifer worked the dagger around slicing Alyssa's guts to pieces. Jennifer pulled the dagger out and grunted as she drove the blade between Alyssa's big tits.
"Uuuhh!" Alyssa gasped as she fell back off the dagger.
She lay twitching for a few seconds then the tile fell and dropped her off so that Jennifer could claim the spot.
"Black Queen's Rook Pawn to C4."
Tyra Banks smiled as she walked up to Jennifer Garner. Jennifer stiffened and arched her back as Tyra drew her dagger.
"Bravery, I like that." Tyra cooed.
With one quick motion Tyra slit Jennifer's belly down the middle.
"Wh-Why did you do that?" Jennifer gasped.
Jennifer's body lurched as her guts poured out of her opened belly.
"Blaaaaaaaahhh!" Jennifer spat as blood poured from her mouth.
She stumbled and fell beside her guts. Tyra giggled as she walked onto the quickly vacated square.
"White Queen's Knight to C4."
"Oops." Tyra moaned.
Salma Hayek smiled wickedly as she walked up to Tyra. Tyra opened her mouth to say something but before she could Salma drove her dagger into Tyra's huge left breast.
"Awh damn." Tyra gulped as she fell back off the dagger.
Tyra's limp form was dumped and Salma stepped onto the very bloody square.
"Black Queen's Bishop to A6."
Caprice stepped up and over to her left.
"White Queen's Rook over 2 spaces."
Kathy Ireland stepped to her left 2 spaces behind Tina Fey.
"Black Queen's Rook over 2 spaces."
Thora Birch stepped over to her right two spaces behind Jessica Alba.
"White King's Knight to D6."
"Oh dear God no!" Patricia Arquette screamed as Salma walked up to her.
Salma drew her dagger and made a quick slash across Patricia's round gut. Patricia's eyes bulged as she watched her own guts fall at her feet. Patricia fell over them spitting up blood. Salma claimed her new square after Patricia was dumped.
"Black Queen to C2."
Jessica Alba drew her dagger as she walked down the board to Tina Fey.
"Can't we talk about this?" Tina asked.
Jessica's only reply was to drive her dagger into the middle of Tina's gut.
"Uullkh!" Tina grunted as she bent over.
Jessica rolled the knife around in Tina's entrails then pushed it up into the comic's heart.
"Ooohwuh!" Tina moaned as she fell.
Jessica stepped back and watched Tina's body fall then stepped onto the newly aligned square with a smug smile on her face.
"I love being Queen." Jessica said.
"White Queen's Knight to C8."
Salma Hayek walked up to Thora Birch with a vicious grin on her face.
"This can't be good." Thora gulped.
Salma drove her knife up under Thora's massive breasts, bending her over Salma's shoulder.
"Gullhgg!" Thora gulped as blood poured over her lower lip.
Salma let Thora fall and then stepped back to watch the space be cleared before taking it.
"Black Queen to E2."
"Oh goody." Jessica Alba squealed as she walked over to Paris Hilton.
"Don't! No please don't!" Paris screamed.
Jessica giggled as she slit Paris' slim belly up the middle.
"Fuck you!" spat Paris through a mouthful of blood as her entrails fell at her feet.
Paris' light blue eyes rolled upward as she fell back. The square fell and raised back then Jessica hopped onto it with both feet.
"Check on White."
Daisy Fuentes stepped over one step.
"Black Queen to G4."
Jessica Alba walked up the board diagonally beside Hilary Duff.
"White is checked."
Daisy Fuentes stepped up and over to her right diagonally.
"Queen to G3."
Jessica Alba took one step forward.
"Checkmate."
"Oh no!" Daisy Fuentes gasped.
Jessica drew her dagger and drove it to the hilt in Daisy's belly.
"Nooohhhhh!" Daisy screamed as she bent over.
Jessica jerked the dagger up to Daisy's sternum and watched as Daisy's bowels poured out. Daisy grimaced as she fell. Small ports on the wall opened and gun barrels with silencers on them poked through into the room. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Yaaaagghhh!" Heather Kozar screamed as her big tits bounced from bullet impacts.
Blood poured from her full lips as she fell back. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!" Kathy Ireland shrieked as bullets ripped at her pudgy belly.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Yuulllhh!" Salma Hayek screamed as bullets tore into her belly, then her big bosom.
Salma spun then fell on her side motionless. Pfft. Pfft.
"Ooh God!" Traci Lords gasped as her big boobs bounced.
She hunched her shoulders and fell forward spitting up blood.
"No please!" Mariska Hargitay gasped.
She was the only remaining player in a white bikini. Pfft. Mariska let out a guttural:
"Ooo!"
as a bullet punched into the fold of her belly. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
"Bastards!" Mariska spat as more bullets shook her round little belly.
She fell on her side and lay twitching. The floor opened and dumped the limp bodies of the losers.
"What about us?" Christina Aguilera asked.
"So glad you asked."
Budda-Budda-Budda. The sound of silenced machine gun fire could barely be heard, but the effect was visible. Jamie Dantzscher grimaced as her pot belly was blown open, then her big tits bounched from shots. She fell spitting blood. Eliza Dushku arched her back and screamed as bullets cut a straight line up the middle of her belly then her chest. She gagged on blood as she fell. Amy Dumas shook as bullets ravaged her washboard stomach and nearly cut her in half. She fell with her eyes wide and blank. Caprice slammed back into the wall as bullets ate into her big boobs. She gurgled obscenities as she slid to the floor spitting up blood. Catherine Bell looked down wide eyed as her enormous breasts bounced wildly from bullet impacts. She fell with the same stupified look on her face. Brooke Burns jerked back bent over as bullets ate into her trim belly. A round of stray shots nearly tore the top of her head off as she fell. Hilary Duff was knocked back flat on her ass as bullets tore into her chubby gut. She started to get up, but a line of bullets tore across her tits and knocked her flat on her back. Christina Aguilera was pushed back against the wall by bullets eating holes in her pale belly. She stood there squirming and squealing as bullets tore into her tits. She slid to the floor with her big blue eyes wide and unseeing.
The bullets stopped leaving only Jessica Alba standing.
"But we won." Jessica complained.
Pfft.
"Yaaainngghh!" Jessica shrieked as a bullet burned into the pit of her stomach.
She folded her hands on her waist and looked at where the shot had come from. Pfft.
"Errff!" Jessica spat as a bullet burned into her belly button.
Pfft. Pfft.
"Ulllhh!" Jessica moaned as her big boobs were hit.
She looked down and blood trailed over her lower lip.
"But we won!" Jessica moaned as she fell to her knees.
She fell over on her side and went into convulsions, but seconds later lay still and motionless. The trap doors opened one at a time starting with Jamie and ending with Jessica. Jessica fell down into the room below onto the pile of dead bodies and slid to the floor with a sick slurping sound.