Posted by The Black Knight on September 23, 2002 at 20:28:53:
It was early morning in a remote area of Southern Virginia. Nearly at the top of a hill seven women crouched behind a line of bushes. They were Britney Spears, Donna D'Errico, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, Shania Twain, and Shannon Miller. All seven women wore loose black pants, blue blouses, and dull gray coats. At the bottom of the hill marching in a rank were Ali Larter, Alyson Hannigan, Alyssa Beckerman, Alyssa Milano, Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Gena Lee Nolin, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Lopez, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Maloney, Mariah Carey, Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Yasmine Bleeth. These fifteen young women wore loose black pants with yellow stripes on the outsides of the legs, blue blouses and tight blue coats. Unbeknownst to any of these young woman a hidden post nearby stood with several people looking on.
"Each of these young women have been rigorously conditioned and trained to believe that they are actually Civil War soldiers. They know how to reload their guns and most of them are pretty accurate. Let's see how this little fight between the blue and the gray turns out." one of the men in the look out tower said.
Britney raised her rifle to her shoulder and signalled to the others to do the same.
"Come on girls, let's show those Blue Bellies how to fight." Britney Spears said.
Britney squeezed off a quick shot.
"Aaaahh!" Kirsten Dunst screamed.
The blonde bombshell went down howling in pain clutching a bullet wound in her left thigh. Jennifer Love Hewitt cracked off a shot.
"Uuhhnhh!" Carmen Electra screamed as she spun around.
The blue eyed beauty shuddered as she looked down at a bullet hole in her left hip. Britney drew a large peacemaker pistol from a holster at her right hip and fired from the draw.
"Ooouhhhh!" Gena Lee Nolin screamed as she bent and fell to her knees.
Gena clutched at her pot belly as she fell to her side in dirt. Shania lay her rifle aside and drew her pistol. She steadied her right wrist with her left hand as she fired.
"Huuhhh!" Sarah Michelle Gellar screamed as her blue coat exploded red at the center of her belly.
She arched her back, clutched her belly and fell back.
"Help me...I'm gut shot!" Sarah whined as she writhed in pain.
Alyson Hannigan drew her pistol and fell to one knee as she fired.
"Huhhh!" Shania screamed as a bullet slammed into her chest.
She fell back with her eyes closed tightly in pain.
"Blue-bellies...ooohhhh!" Shania moaned as she went limp.
Shania was dead. Kristen Maloney saw her comerades fall and threw her rifle down. The raven haired beauty turned and ran away from the hill. Shannon drew a bead on the fleeing woman and fired.
"Yaaahhh!" Kristen screamed as she arched her back.
"I can't stand a coward." Shannon said as Kristen fell spitting blood.
Gena gasped as she lifted one of her hands off her belly and reached toward Jennifer Connelly.
"H-Help me...please...I'm...gut shot...finish it!" Gena gasped.
Jennifer eased her pistol out of her holster and pointed it down at Gena. Gena shuddered as Jennifer shot. Blood exploded from her large left breast as a bullet tore through her heart. Gena's eyes rolled back as she began to spasm. Gena was dead.
"Don't waste your bullets, Jennifer, get those stinkin' Rebs." Melissa Joan Hart said as she fired off a couple of shots from her pistol.
"Uuhhnh! Ohh!" Shannon screamed as she fell back away from the line of bushes.
She crawled back to the bushes with her pistol in her right hand and desperately clutching two nasty bullet holes in her gut with her left hand.
"Oh no! They got Shannon in the belly." Sandra Bullock moaned.
"I'm not out of it yet. I'm going to turn...some of those Blue Bellies red before...I go." Shannon grunted.
Shannon's hand shook as she fired off a shot.
"Nooooo!" Yasmine Bleeth screamed as a bullet ripped through her left thigh and dropped her face first to the ground.
Sandra fanned her pistol hammer while holding the trigger down.
"Uhhnh!" Ali Larter screamed as bullets stitched a line across her chest.
Blood leapt from Ali's lips as she fell back. Ali was dead. Alyson picked up Sarah's fallen rifle, put it to her shoulder, and fired into the bushes.
"Ooohhhh!" Reese Witherspoon screamed as she fell back clutching a bullet wound through her right thigh.
Alyssa Milano drew her pistol and fired into the bushes.
"Yaahhnnhh!" Sandra screamed as a bullet tore through her right thigh.
Kirsten winced as she forced herself up to her feet, using her rifle as a crutch. She limped painfully away from the bushes desperately trying to keep her balance.
"Some folks should learn to stay down." Britney said as she snapped off a shot.
"Ooooo!" Kirsten grunted as a bullet hit between her shoulder blades.
She grimaced as she arched her back and fell flat on her face. Kirsten was dead. Alyson used her left hand to steady her aim as she began to draw a bead on where Britney had fired from. Shannon noticed her as an easy target and fired.
"Ooop!" Alyson grunted as she dropped her gun.
Shock and pain showed on her face as she looked down at a bullet hole in the very center of her stomach.
"Noooo!" Alyson screamed as she grabbed her belly and fell to her side.
Jennifer Lopez smiled as she saw the flash from Shannon's gun. She shouldered her rifle and fired.
"Yaaaahhh!" Shannon screamed as a bullet ripped through her left thigh.
Yasmine shuddered as she tried desperately to get to her feet. Her torn left thigh gave way under her weight until she started using her rifle as a crutch. Shannon began to grit her teeth as she took aim on the wounded brunette.
"Aaaaahh!" Yasmine shrieked as a bullet tore into her right thigh.
She fell to the ground, this time with no way to rise. Mira Sorvino aimed up toward the line of bushes, not aiming at any real target and fired.
"Aaaaauuhhh!" Jennifer Love Hewitt screamed.
She fell to the ground crying in pain from a bullet in her right hip. The women on the ridge stopped shooting and the women down below stopped. For several seconds it was silent.
"Come on girls, I think we got them all by now." Alyssa Beckerman said as she stood.
Alyssa slid a bayonet on the end of her rifle as she ran up the hill. She charged through the bushes, not knowing what she would find. Shannon grabbed the barrel of her rifle and pushed it to the side. Alyssa's eyes widened as she felt the barrel of pistol pushed into her pudgy belly.
"You blue-skunk belly!" Shannon said angrily as she squeezed the trigger.
Alyssa's eyes closed tightly as the impact blew her clear of the bushes and left her tumbling down the hill. She fell about at the middle of the hill with both hands folded on her torn open gut whining and crying for someone to kill her. Melissa Joan Hart put her bayonet on the end of her rifle and charged up the hill. She saw where Alyssa had gone through and saw Sandra lying helpless on the ground behind the opening. She poised the bayonet for Sandra's body when a gun barrel lay against her side. Britney took Melissa's rifle and pistol as she turned to face Donna.
"Get yourself back down the hill blue belly." Donna said angrily.
Melissa turned to walk back through the bushes and Britney rammed her own bayonet between her shoulder blades.
"Aaaahhh!" Melissa screamed as she arched her back and grimaced.
Blood trickled from the corner of her mouth as she fell. Melissa was dead. Jennifer Love Hewitt managed to brace herself on a tree and back to her feet. She gasped heavily as she clutched her hip. She looked up in horror as Mira Sorvino charged through the bushes.
"Nooooooohhhh!" Jennifer shrieked as Mira rammed her bayonet into Jennifer's belly.
Jennifer shuddered and grunted as Mira twisted the blade around in her guts. Jennifer's hands trembled as she lifted her pistol. Mira didn't notice it until Jennifer cocked it.
"Oh no!" Mira gasped as she saw the barrel aimed on her stomach.
The concussion of the blast blew Mira back several feet, still clutching her rifle, and liberated the bayonet from Jennifer's gut. Mira lay on her side folded over in agony. Sandra grimaced as she limped back toward the bushes. Jennifer Connelly noticed the movement and fired her pistol.
"Ooohhh!" Sandra screamed as she fell on her belly with a bullet hole through her left thigh.
Sarah Michelle Gellar grunted as she forced herself back to her feet. She shuddered as she eased her bayonet on her rifle barrel.
"Only way...I'll get any...relief is from...those Rebs...up there." Sarah grunted.
She stumbled up the hill pausing to lay her hand on her wounded belly occasionally, then marched back up the hill.
"Donna, watch out, there's one coming toward you." Britney said.
"I know, but she's dead already. Shania plugged her in the gut first thing." Donna said nonchalantly.
Donna's eyes widened as the exhausted, weak, blonde drove her bayonet into Donna's belly just below her sternum.
"No!" Donna gasped as Sarah ripped her rifle down, literally laying the smaller blonde open.
Donna gagged as she fell forward with her intestines tumbling out of her belly. Britney turned and drove her bayonet into Sarah's large left breast.
"Th-Thank...yoooooooouuu!" Sarah moaned as she fell.
Blood poured from her lips as she lay motionless. Sarah was dead. Alyson shuddered as she raised herself to her feet.
"C-Come on...finish me...please...I can't stand it!" Alyson shouted as loud as she could.
Shannon smiled as she watched Alyson stagger toward the hill. Shannon steadied her pistol and fired.
"Noooo!" Alyson screamed as she was bent over by a bullet tearing into her belly at the top of her pants.
Alyson lay crying in pain.
"This is just too much!" Alyssa Milano said as she watched Alyson fall.
She threw her rifle down and ran the other direction. Christina Aguilera spun and raised her rifle. Alyssa screamed as Christina's bullet hit her in the lower back.
"There will be no deserters here." Christina said angrily.
Alyssa was dead. Yasmine grimaced as she reached toward Jennifer Connelly.
"Finish it...please. I can't move my legs. I don't want to live." Yasmine gasped.
Jennifer put her bayonet on the end of her rifle.
"Aarrrrrrrrrhhhh!" Yasmine screamed as Jennifer lay her belly open up the middle.
Blood gurgled in Yasmine's throat as her guts rolled down both sides of her belly. Yasmine quickly drowned on her own blood. Jennifer Love Hewitt stumbled through the bushes gasping heavily in pain. Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Connelly, and Tara Reid all took aim with their rifles on the mortally wounded rebel. All three shots sounded together and drew a line straight across Jennifer Love Hewitt's massive bosom.
"Aaaullkhhh!" Jennifer gagged as she fell back stiffly.
Jennifer was dead. Britney Spears looked over the rebels and winced. Of the original seven, Shania and Jennifer were dead. Shannon and Donna almost were, and Reese and Sandra were both severely wounded. She was the only one that had yet been untouched. Britney was surprised by the sound of stealthy rushing footsteps as they came toward her.
"Oooohhhhh!" Britney screamed as Jennifer Lopez drove her bayonet deep into Britney's pot belly.
Reese grimaced as she hobbled toward Jennifer. Jennifer saw Reese pick up a rifle with a bayonet on it and tried to move hers to stab Reese. Britney grabbed the barrel of Jennifer's rifle and held the bayonet in place inside her own belly.
"Use...ahhh...that pig sticker...to...oohh...open that blue belly!" Britney gasped.
Jennifer's eyes widened and her mouth fell open as Reese literally sliced her belly open across the middle.
"Yaaaahh!" Jennifer screamed as she bent and fell, more concerned about holding her bowels inside than Britney being impaled.
Reese grimaced as she pulled the bayonet out of Britney's belly.
"Looks like we're all done for now." Reese gulped.
"Our orders are to hold them here as long as possible. Keep firing soldier." Britney said.
Reese shuddered as she heard a sick wet splat.
"Oooohhhh!" Reese screamed as she looked down at a bayonet stuck in her belly.
Tara Reid smiled as she began to grind the blade around in Reese's guts. Britney lifted her rifle and put the barrel almost against Tara's midsection.
"Oh no!" Tara gulped.
Blood spouted from her lips as the point blank shot literally blew her in half. Christina gasped as she watched Tara fall in two parts down the hill. She stood and emptied her revolver toward the bushes. A wry smile crossed Britney's lips as she emptied her six gun in a straight line across Christina's large bosom.
"Ooohhhhh!" Christina screamed as she fell back.
Her big baby blue eyes rolled upward as she went limp. Christina was dead. Jennifer Connelly moved toward Christina as she fell. Shannon raised her rifle to her shoulder and fired.
"Oouhhhh!" Jennifer screamed.
The tall brunette spun on her heel as she clutched her belly, then fell to her side. Mira grimaced as she crawled to her feet. She stumbled a few feet and then picked up a rifle with a bayonet on the end. With one final burst of adrenaline Mira sprinted up the hill.
"Ooowwwllhhhh!" Britney shrieked as the bayonet sank into her massive left breast.
Blood poured over Britney's lower lip as she fell back off the blade. Britney was dead.
"Noo!" Reese gasped as she watched Britney fall.
She spun her rifle around and stuck her bayonet in Mira's waist.
"Ooohhhhh!" Mira screamed as Reese ripped her belly open up the middle.
Blood poured from Mira's lips as she fell. The final blow had been Reese's bayonet slicing through her liver. Mira was dead. Mariah had heard Mira and Britney scream and pinpointed the sound of the screams. She raised her rifle and fired.
"Uuhh!" Reese grunted as she looked down.
A bullet hole in her massive left breast bled profusely. Blood poured from the corner of her mouth as she fell. Reese was dead.
"Reese!" Donna gasped as she tried to stand up.
As she stood, Donna's entrails rolled out of her belly. She gagged as she fell in a heap over her own bowels. Donna was dead. Carmen raised her rifle and fired toward the bushes.
"Ooof!" Sandra grunted as her pudgy belly sucked in a piece of hot lead.
Sandra grimaced as she bent holding her stomach. Alyson shuddered as she again forced herself to stand. Shannon raised her rifle and lowered the sights on Alyson's belly again. Shannon looked down at her own bloody belly and shook her head.
"At least put her out of her misery." Shannon said.
Shannon raised the sights and squeezed off a shot.
"Ooooohhh!" Alyson screamed as the bullet pierced her left breast.
Blood trickled from her corner of her mouth as she fell. Alyson was dead. Shannon lay back against a tree shaking in pain. After several minutes of silence, Mariah was the only combatant unscathed and she walked confidently among her fallen comerades. She put her bayonet on her rifle as she walked up the hill. She had no idea that Sandra and Shannon stood waiting on her with bayonets ready. Just as she got through the bushes they lunged toward her.
"Aaaullkhhhh!" Mariah screamed as the blades sank into her large breasts.
Blood trickled over her lower lip as she fell back. Mariah was dead. Shannon and Sandra began to make their way painfully and slowly down the hill, with their bayonets at the ready. Jennifer Connely was the first live soldier they came to.
"F-Finish it...please. Finish it. Have mercy." Jennifer gasped.
"Mercy? on you. You blue bellied scum." Sandra spat.
"Her...Her belly is...just as...red as ours...now!" Shannon gasped.
Shannon lay the tip of her bayonet on Jennifer's massive left breast and lunged down toward her.
"Ooohhhh!" Jennifer screamed as the blade sank through her heart.
Jennifer began to convulse, but it was already over, she was dead.
"This one looks pretty lively." Sandra said as she stepped over Carmen Electra.
"Uuuggghh!" Carmen screamed as bayonets pierced her massive breasts.
Blood streamed from her lips as she went limp. Carmen was dead.
"P-Please finish it!" Alyssa Beckerman whined.
"This one's just a kid." Sandra said.
"A kid big enough to try and put a pig sticker in your gut." Shannon said.
"What happened?" Sandra asked.
"I gave her a bellyful of lead instead." Shannon said.
Sandra nodded toward Shannon and they lunged toward Alyssa.
"Aaaaoooohhhh!" Alyssa screamed as her large breasts were pierced.
Alyssa stiffened and blood squirted from her mouth, then she went limp. Alyssa was dead.
"It's over...they're all...dead!" Shannon gasped.
Sandra nodded and drew her pistol. Shannon lay her pistol against Sandra's left breast and Sandra lay hers against Shannon's left breast.
"We're both...gut shot...finish it...quick." Shannon gasped.
Two quick shots later and both lay dead.