Posted by The Black Knight on December 02, 1999 at 16:27:44:
As the sun came to its height over a north Florida beach on December 2, Brittney Spears walked along the surf. She wore a very skimpy bright pink bikini and was disappointed that there weren't any guys around to see her. Brittney just loved to show off her body, and she did a have a nice body to show off.
"This would be a great place for my next video." Brittney said to herself.
"The only problem is, this is a private beach." Monica Seles said behind Brittney.
"I'm sorry I didn't know." Brittney said as she spun.
Her light brown eyes widened and she let out an audible gasp as she saw Monica. Monica wore a tight clean white dress almost down to the sand.
"It also happens to be my beach, so I don't care." Monica said with a slight smile.
"That was just a what if. I'm just down here taking a one day vacation on my birthday." Brittney said
"Hey! today's my birthday too. There are some guys up at my beach house practicing an archery bit that they plan to do at my birthday party. One of those wierd easter Europe William Tell things, my Mom probably sent them. You want to come up and watch?" Monica asked.
"Sure." Brittney said with a smile.
Monica and Brittney walked up to the rear of the house where four men stood with long bows shooting practice arrows at targets.
"Oh man she found Brittney Spears, looks like this gig is really going to be fun." one of the men said.
"I'm taking a break, this is my birthday too and I'm not going to sing so forget it." Brittney said with a confident smile.
Two of the archers turned from their targets and let their arrows fly in the direction of the women. Thump. Thump. Brittney's look turned from one of confidence to one of shock as an arrow slid into her navel. She looked over to see a stunned look on Monica's face and an arrow in Monica's round belly.
"Ohhhh!" Brittney shrieked as she grabbed the shaft and fell back to a seated position.
Monica grimaced and fell to her knees with her hands cupped around her navel. Brittney looked down at the arrow in her belly and almost smiled. The words Happy Birthday were printed down the shaft with the H and half the A lost in Brittney's belly. All four archers took aim, two at each young woman.
"I hope you enjoyed your eighteen years Brittney because they will end in just a few seconds." one of the archers said.
The sounds of the arrows hitting sounded like jack-hammers in Brittney's ears as she felt the razor sharp arrowheads cut into her breasts. She felt everything in slow motion until the steel tips came to rest in her lungs. Monica began spitting up blood as she looked down at the arrows in her breasts. She fell over to her side and lay twitching. Brittney's eyes rolled upward as she tasted her own blood coming up from her lungs. She managed a weak:
"Oo!"
as she sank back to the sand and blood ran freely from both sides of her mouth. Both Brittney and Monica were dead.