Posted by Ay-Wun on September 28, 2006 at 21:50:28:
With thanks and apologies to Cole Porter and to Ella whose rendition I've long adored, I present:
6-1-2005
Miss Otis Expects
By: Dr. Sauce (aka Ay-Wun)
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today, diners
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today
She's been chosen to be meat
For last night she did stray down the wrong street, diners
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today
When she woke up found herself bound and in the nude, diners
She knew that she was in for something very lewd
When into Dolcett town she came
She knew she would have only herself to blame, diners
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today
The lass was screwed to tenderize thoroughly, diners
For she was into sex and into agony
Twenty men came to tenderize
And spitted another girl before her very eyes, diners
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today
When the Chef came and put our dear into that big pan then, diners
Both holes were stuffed and she couldn't even, "say when"
In the oven's heat then she died
As she roasted, with her last thought she sighed, diners
Miss Otis expects that she will be lunch today!
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