Posted by Ay-Wun on October 01, 2006 at 23:23:41:
The beautiful girl with her D breasts flopping a bit on her nude body, climbed on a chair, then up onto the kitchen table. She removed the bulb from the overhead fixture, and replaced it with a sun lamp. She returned to the floor, and after putting a blanket on the table, she turned the lamp on, and lay on the table to work on her tan. She had lain there for an hour while she read a book, turning over several times to keep the tanning even. Then, as the book was a bit boring, the girl dozed off to dream of her lover Feyd.
Captain Zystl of the starship "Xmidl Zix" was observing all her actions with the X-rayscope. He had observed both occupants of this apartment, in this room cooking or eating food.
"Ah," said the Captain to himself, "This female human is attempting to cook herself, but with that puny ultra violet ray, she will be taking forever to do it." (He actually said something else, but that was what he meant.)
He thought about it for a few minutes, then decided, if he were helpful in this matter, the other one would be grateful, and therefore more cooperative when they made direct contact. He therefore directed one of the bridge crew to aim an Ultra-ultra violet ray upon the girl. Within twenty minutes, this powerful beam had cooked that lovely creature to a turn.
Feyd had worked very late the night before, and it was three in the afternoon when he got up. Drowsily wandering into the kitchen, in search of his girlfriend, or at least a snack, as his stomach was growling, thought, as he saw and smelled his gorgeous girl on the table, as if served as a meal,
"I must still be asleep, and dreaming, this couldn't really happen."
With this thought in his mind, he proceeded to pick up a sharp knife and a fork, pulled up a chair and began to eat those lovely mounds he had so often fantasized about. As he had his first bite, he thought his dream concept confirmed, for the flavor was indescribably good.
"This must be what ambrosia tastes like," he thought, "It tastes heavenly!!" With a taste like that, both breasts, as large as they had been, were soon gone.
Upon seeing Feyd consuming his mate, Captain Zystl had himself and his number one, beamed down to the kitchen to make first contact. Feyd was so startled by this sudden appearance, that he fell from his chair, striking his head on the edge of the table quite painfully. Suddenly, the pain made him realize that he was awake. As the Captain introduced himself, and explained what he had done, Feyd sprang to his feet, and grabbing the knife, screamed,
"You bastards." as he attacked.
The crew of the "Xmidl Zix" seeing their comrades in danger, immediately beamed them up to safety, and Feyd was left in an empty room, with an empty heart, and the cooked corpse of his lover.
And so, that is why first contact was never made with the very advanced, and very helpful Vizwizl race.
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