Posted by AlOmega on August 26, 2009 at 06:48:21:
...or maybe not. Consider this letter to the Tide company...
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!
About a month ago, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another
and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed
my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out
so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I
was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What
a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Think about it...
AlOmega