Oh. Hello... 'scuse me a minute, let me just finish up here... she's making a little too much racket for us to do much talkin,' y'know?

There. She's out cold, she'll be quiet for a while. Nah, she won't die, not for a damn long time. You been watchin' too many movies.

I'm Jake. Glad to meetcha.

So. Interested in history, are you? Well, you came to the right place. I got stories, all right, lots of them. You wanna hear some of them? Or maybe you wanta see some historical-type pictures? Got a few of those, too...